Aphorisms Attributed to This Aphorist
Life is good when we think it's good. Life is bad when we don't think.
It's not a question of happiness, it's a requirement. Consider the alternative.
If you love something, turn it loose. If it doesn't come back, kill it!
If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there.
If wishes were fishes we'd all be throwing nets. If wishes were horses we'd all ride.
If the destination is heaven, why do we scramble to be first in line for hell?
If it looks like shit, smells like shit, mail it to your enemy -- he'll know what to do with it.
Happiness in the present is only shattered by comparison with the past.
We are all serving a life sentence, and good behaviour is our only hope for a pardon.
We may not always get what we want, but surely we will get what we deserve.