Love and Hate

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets.

Ogden Nash, in Love and Hate

The only abnormality is the incapacity to love.

Anaïs Nin, in Health and Disease and Love and Hate

The heart has its reasons that reason knows nothing of.

Blaise Pascal, in Happiness and Misery and Love and Hate

Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride wortwhile.

Franklin P. Jones, in Love and Hate

Kindness is loving people more than they deserve.

Joseph Joubert, in Love and Hate and Vice and Virtue

Jesus may love you, but I think you're garbage wrapped in skin.

Doug Kenney, in Love and Hate

If a child lives with approval, he learns to like himself.

Dorothy Law Nolte, in Love and Hate

When love turns into dust, money becomes the substitution.

D. H. Lawrence, in Love and Hate

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

Tom Lehrer, in Love and Hate

Remember, the greatest gift is not found in a store nor under a tree, but in the hearts of true friends.

Cindy Lew, in Love and Hate

Talk not of wasted affection; affection never was wasted.

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, in Love and Hate

Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.

Sophia Loren, in Love and Hate

Love: The delusion that one woman differs from another.

Henry Louis Mencken, in Love and Hate

Love cures people; both the ones who give it, and the ones who receive it.

Karl Menninger, in Love and Hate

My husband gave me a permanent wave, and now he's gone.

Dawn Messer, in Love and Hate

If you think there are no new frontiers, watch a boy ring the front doorbell on his first date.

Olin Miller, in Love and Hate

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out.

Michel de Montaigne, in Love and Hate

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread.

Mother Teresa, in Love and Hate

Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, in Love and Hate

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Sacha Guitry, in Love and Hate