Love and Hate

A friend might well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.

Ralph Waldo Emerson, in Love and Hate

All mankind loves a lover.

Ralph Waldo Emerson, in Love and Hate

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.

Zsa Zsa Gabor, in Love and Hate

Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, in Love and Hate

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Sacha Guitry, in Love and Hate

When falling in love, some lose their head, others lose their heart.

Unknown, in Love and Hate

The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage.

Unknown, in Love and Hate

The most important thing a father can do for his children is love their mother.

Unknown, in Love and Hate

The surest sign that a man is in love is when he divorces his wife.

Unknown, in Love and Hate

There are two sides to every divorce: yours and the shithead's.

Unknown, in Love and Hate

There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.

Unknown, in Love and Hate

True friendship is seen through the heart, not through the eyes.

Unknown, in Love and Hate

One does not make friends, one recognizes them.

Unknown, in Love and Hate

Saying you love someone when you don't love yourself is like a naked person offering you a shirt.

Maya Angelou, in Love and Hate

She's the kind of woman you could fall madly in bed with.

Unknown, in Love and Hate

Before you find your handsome prince, you have to kiss a lot of frogs.

Unknown, in Love and Hate

Contention is better than loneliness.

Unknown, in Love and Hate

Good friends stab you in the front.

Unknown, (from the movie Can't Hardly Wait; sometimes attributed to Oscar Wilde), in Love and Hate

Hatred is toxic waste in the river of life.

Unknown, in Love and Hate

Hearts are often broken when words are unspoken.

Unknown, in Love and Hate