Love and Hate

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.

William Blake, in Love and Hate

Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.

Woody Allen, in Life and Death and Love and Hate

Love is the answer. But while you're waiting for the answer, sex brings up some pretty good questions.

Woody Allen, in Love and Hate

Marriage is the death of hope.

Woody Allen, in Love and Hate

Happiness: An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.

Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, in Love and Hate and Success and Failure

Hatred: A sentiment appropriate to the occasion of another's superiority.

Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, in Love and Hate and Success and Failure

Helpmate: A wife, or bitter half.

Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, in Love and Hate

Incompatibility: In matrimony a similarity of tastes, particularly the taste for domination.

Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, in Love and Hate

Love: A temporary insanity cureable either by marriage or by removal of the influences under which he incurred the disorder. It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the physician than the patient.

Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, in Love and Hate

The most important thing a father can do for his children is love their mother.

Unknown, in Love and Hate

The surest sign that a man is in love is when he divorces his wife.

Unknown, in Love and Hate

There are two sides to every divorce: yours and the shithead's.

Unknown, in Love and Hate

There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.

Unknown, in Love and Hate

True friendship is seen through the heart, not through the eyes.

Unknown, in Love and Hate

When falling in love, some lose their head, others lose their heart.

Unknown, in Love and Hate

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

Unknown, in Love and Hate

Love will make you forget time, and time will make you forget love.

Unknown, in Love and Hate

Love your neighbors, but don't pull down the fence.

Unknown, (Chinese proverb), in Love and Hate

Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it.

Unknown, in Love and Hate

Marriage is not a word -- it is a sentence.

Unknown, in Love and Hate