Love and Hate

Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.

Woody Allen, in Life and Death and Love and Hate

Love is the answer. But while you're waiting for the answer, sex brings up some pretty good questions.

Woody Allen, in Love and Hate

Marriage is the death of hope.

Woody Allen, in Love and Hate

Sex without love is an empty gesture. But as empty gestures go, it is one of the best.

Woody Allen, Love and Death, in Love and Hate

A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

Helen Rowland, in Love and Hate

Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.

Helen Rowland, in Love and Hate and Men and Women

There is only one happiness in life: to love and be loved.

George Sand, in Love and Hate

If you love someone, tell them. They won't be the only one glad that you did.

Jamie C. Scott, in Love and Hate

When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition continuously until death do them part.

George Bernard Shaw, in Love and Hate

True friendship is seen through the heart, not through the eyes.

Unknown, in Love and Hate

When falling in love, some lose their head, others lose their heart.

Unknown, in Love and Hate

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

Unknown, in Love and Hate

Love will make you forget time, and time will make you forget love.

Unknown, in Love and Hate

Love your neighbors, but don't pull down the fence.

Unknown, (Chinese proverb), in Love and Hate

Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it.

Unknown, in Love and Hate

Marriage is not a word -- it is a sentence.

Unknown, in Love and Hate

One does not make friends, one recognizes them.

Unknown, in Love and Hate

Saying you love someone when you don't love yourself is like a naked person offering you a shirt.

Maya Angelou, in Love and Hate

She's the kind of woman you could fall madly in bed with.

Unknown, in Love and Hate

The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage.

Unknown, in Love and Hate