Love and Hate

114 aphorisms · 13 comments

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tiny.ag/f2qlymio · submitted 1997

I'd like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he's working on now.

tiny.ag/jcmxo4ir · submitted 1997

If there is anything better than being loved, it's loving.

tiny.ag/lue0mtfy · submitted 1997

If we deny love that is given to us, if we refuse to give love because we fear pain or loss, then our lives will be empty, our loss greater.

tiny.ag/kh9mihxg · submitted 1997

People who are sensible about love are incapable of it.

tiny.ag/axmzaeli · submitted 1997

A man needs a mistress, just to break the monogamy.

tiny.ag/a7h1xcrn · submitted 1997

Before you find your handsome prince, you have to kiss a lot of frogs.

tiny.ag/9wpbcvqn · submitted 1997

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

tiny.ag/l5kykzfq · submitted 1997

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.

tiny.ag/cstcsf2k · submitted 1997

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

tiny.ag/ydvw0j24 · submitted 1997

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

tiny.ag/e7vc1gep · submitted 1997

Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.

Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?

Benny Hill, (when asked why he never married), in Love and Hate

tiny.ag/04lm8ot1 · submitted 1997

Passionate hatred can give meaning and purpose to an empty life.

tiny.ag/lakz6spw · submitted 1997

Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.

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