Love and Hate
114 aphorisms · 13 comments
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81–100 (114)
tiny.ag/e0jqizfw · ★★☆☆ Fair (88 ratings) · submitted 1997
If you think there are no new frontiers, watch a boy ring the front doorbell on his first date.
tiny.ag/cpeiyvlx · ★★☆☆ Fair (128 ratings) · submitted 1997
I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.
tiny.ag/toy71ing · ★★☆☆ Fair (893 ratings) · submitted 1997
Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.
tiny.ag/lkwaonin · ★★☆☆ Fair (106 ratings) · submitted 1997
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
tiny.ag/t9m3smqg · ★★☆☆ Fair (1410 ratings) · submitted 1997
Women make love for love, men make love for lust.
Derrick Harge, in Love and Hate and Men and Women
tiny.ag/ji1h0t57 · ★★☆☆ Fair (119 ratings) · submitted 1997
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
tiny.ag/ua3yjc0t · ★★☆☆ Fair (1121 ratings) · submitted 1999
It is the ordinary women that know something about love. The gorgeous ones are too busy being gorgeous.
tiny.ag/9vuuezdd · ★★☆☆ Fair (293 ratings) · submitted 1997
Love and a cough cannot be hidden.
tiny.ag/9qdtckr1 · ★★☆☆ Fair (60 ratings) · submitted 1997
Love is like a fruit. It may look good, but you shouldn't bite in it until it's ripe.
tiny.ag/e7vc1gep · ★★☆☆ Fair (78 ratings) · submitted 1997
Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
tiny.ag/vlhxjtfa · ★★☆☆ Fair (456 ratings) · submitted 1999 by Andy Dart
Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?
Benny Hill, (when asked why he never married), in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/fxwtpzmn · ★★☆☆ Fair (442 ratings) · submitted 1997
Math is like love -- a simple idea but it can get complicated.
tiny.ag/6thfwduq · ★★☆☆ Fair (1009 ratings) · submitted 1999
Romance is built on illusion, and when we love someone, we love the illusion they have created for us.
Roger Ebert, (from review of Boys Don't Cry, Oct. 22, 1999), in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/w4s36qc2 · ★★☆☆ Fair (502 ratings) · submitted 1997
A friend might well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.
tiny.ag/qh2wpltu · ★★☆☆ Fair (384 ratings) · submitted 1997
All mankind loves a lover.
tiny.ag/m3eo71lp · ★★☆☆ Fair (309 ratings) · submitted 1997
True friendship is like sound health -- the value of it is seldom known until it is lost.
tiny.ag/iy02fnsp · ★★☆☆ Fair (766 ratings) · submitted 1997
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.
tiny.ag/w4pbwier · ★★☆☆ Fair (1249 ratings) · submitted 1997
Treasure your relationships, not your possessions.
Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book, in Love and Hate and Wealth and Poverty
tiny.ag/c5yxdobt · ★★☆☆ Fair (165 ratings) · submitted 1997
In the end, we will conserve only what we love. We will love only what we understand. We will understand only what we are taught.
tiny.ag/kqiaorlb · ★★☆☆ Fair (411 ratings) · submitted 1997
If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
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