Men and Women
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Men mistake friendship, but not sex, for love; women mistake sex, but not friendship, for love.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
It is the ordinary women that know something about love. The gorgeous ones are too busy being gorgeous.
Men like to pursue an elusive woman like a cake of wet soap -- even men who hate baths.
While farmers generally allow one rooster for ten hens, ten men are scarcely sufficient to service one woman.
There are really not many jobs that actually require a penis or a vagina, and all other occupations should be open to everyone.
A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can.
If there is anything disagreeable going on, men are always sure to get out of it.
Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never her age.
The great question -- which I have not been able to answer -- is, "What does a woman want?"
A beautiful woman is the hell of the soul, the purgatory of the purse, and the paradise of the eyes.
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Beauty: That power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.