Men and Women
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A beautiful woman is the hell of the soul, the purgatory of the purse, and the paradise of the eyes.
There's a difference between beauty and charm. A beautiful woman is one I notice. A charming woman is one who notices me.
Beauty: That power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.
Women first want to find out what is in your wallet, and second what is in your pants.
When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
Nature has given women so much power that the law has very wisely given them little.
Men who cherish for women the highest respect are seldom popular with them.
A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy.
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
Bachelors know more about women than married men do. If they didn't, they'd be married too.