Men and Women

I've had one child. My husband wants to have another. I'd like to watch him have another.

Unknown, in Men and Women

If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot dog stands on the moon.

Unknown, in Men and Women

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

Alexandre Dumas, in Men and Women

There's a difference between beauty and charm. A beautiful woman is one I notice. A charming woman is one who notices me.

John Erskine, in Men and Women

While farmers generally allow one rooster for ten hens, ten men are scarcely sufficient to service one woman.

Giovanni Boccaccio, in Men and Women

Were there no women, men might live like gods.

Thomas Dekker, in Men and Women

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

Walt Disney, in Men and Women

A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she'd look stout in a fur coat.

Unknown, in Law and Politics and Men and Women

A man needs a mistress, just to break the monogamy.

Unknown, in Love and Hate and Men and Women

A woman has to be twice as good as a man, to be regarded as half that clever.

Unknown, in Men and Women

A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.

Unknown, in Men and Women

Beauty: That power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.

Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, in Life and Death and Men and Women

Men mistake friendship, but not sex, for love; women mistake sex, but not friendship, for love.

Peter Wastholm, in Men and Women

Give a man free hands and you'll know where to find them.

Mae West, in Men and Women

The only thing that men and women have in common, is that they both prefer the company of men.

Oscar Wilde, in Men and Women

You come out of a woman and you spend the rest of your life trying to get back inside.

Heathcote Williams, in Men and Women

If you have been involved with or enjoyed the company of a female for 6 months to a year, then you can say that you know a woman. If you have been involved with or enjoyed the company of a female for 1 to 4 years, then you can say that you understand a woman. If you have been involved with or enjoyed the company of a female for 4 or more years, then you can say that you have learned from a woman.

Reginald Williams, in Men and Women

Women first want to find out what is in your wallet, and second what is in your pants.

Unknown, in Men and Women

Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.

Helen Rowland, in Love and Hate and Men and Women

When God created two sexes, he may have been overdoing it.

Charles Merrill Smith, in Men and Women