Men and Women
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A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy.
Bachelors know more about women than married men do. If they didn't, they'd be married too.
Men like to pursue an elusive woman like a cake of wet soap -- even men who hate baths.
Large increases in cost with questionable increases in performance can be tolerated only in race horses and women.
My notion of a wife at forty is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two twenties.
Being kissed by a man who didn't wax his moustache was like eating an egg without salt.
A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.
A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
It is the ordinary women that know something about love. The gorgeous ones are too busy being gorgeous.
A beautiful woman is the hell of the soul, the purgatory of the purse, and the paradise of the eyes.
The great question -- which I have not been able to answer -- is, "What does a woman want?"
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never her age.
When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.