Men and Women
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Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.
A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can.
If there is anything disagreeable going on, men are always sure to get out of it.
A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.
My notion of a wife at forty is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two twenties.
A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares.
Men like to pursue an elusive woman like a cake of wet soap -- even men who hate baths.
When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
Women first want to find out what is in your wallet, and second what is in your pants.
Men who cherish for women the highest respect are seldom popular with them.
Nature has given women so much power that the law has very wisely given them little.
A woman has to be twice as good as a man, to be regarded as half that clever.
I've had one child. My husband wants to have another. I'd like to watch him have another.