Men and Women
52 aphorisms · 11 comments
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tiny.ag/v6ukdwhs · ★★☆☆ Fair (874 ratings) · submitted 1997
A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can.
tiny.ag/pn9z1dol · ★★☆☆ Fair (837 ratings) · submitted 1997
Women like silent men. They think they're listening.
tiny.ag/tcrvsd4o · ★★☆☆ Fair (298 ratings) · submitted 1997
Women first want to find out what is in your wallet, and second what is in your pants.
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tiny.ag/dccyeyhv · ★★☆☆ Fair (347 ratings) · submitted 1997
A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares.
tiny.ag/of4kcoqn · ★★☆☆ Fair (316 ratings) · submitted 1997
There are really not many jobs that actually require a penis or a vagina, and all other occupations should be open to everyone.
tiny.ag/ymbukbew · ★★☆☆ Fair (271 ratings) · submitted 1997
When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
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tiny.ag/n51jrfp4 · ★★☆☆ Fair (296 ratings) · submitted 1997
When a female has tears in her eyes the one who cannot see is the male.
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tiny.ag/wrcm1vhx · ★★☆☆ Fair (265 ratings) · submitted 1997
The more I know men, the more I love my dog.
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tiny.ag/tr9cqzsg · ★★☆☆ Fair (259 ratings) · submitted 1997
Sex is what women have and men want.
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tiny.ag/u0wakq2d · ★★☆☆ Fair (307 ratings) · submitted 1997
Nature has given women so much power that the law has very wisely given them little.
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tiny.ag/c8lfkzap · ★★☆☆ Fair (278 ratings) · submitted 1997
My wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that's what she says.
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tiny.ag/i3egysnq · ★★☆☆ Fair (269 ratings) · submitted 1997
Men who cherish for women the highest respect are seldom popular with them.
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tiny.ag/ba1k2myj · ★★☆☆ Fair (1021 ratings) · submitted 1999 by Falcon
Men don't need women -- they just need certain parts of their anatomy.
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tiny.ag/exb7lihg · ★★☆☆ Fair (267 ratings) · submitted 1997
I've had one child. My husband wants to have another. I'd like to watch him have another.
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tiny.ag/ipnqtb0n · ★★☆☆ Fair (291 ratings) · submitted 1997
If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot dog stands on the moon.
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tiny.ag/pbh6yw1v · ★★☆☆ Fair (285 ratings) · submitted 1997
Give a man free hands and you'll know where to find them.
tiny.ag/fwbjg1wu · ★★☆☆ Fair (1008 ratings) · submitted 1999
The only thing that men and women have in common, is that they both prefer the company of men.
tiny.ag/tbfksj3l · ★★☆☆ Fair (284 ratings) · submitted 1997
You come out of a woman and you spend the rest of your life trying to get back inside.
tiny.ag/vw1afyvg · ★★☆☆ Fair (819 ratings) · submitted 1999 by Reginald Williams
If you have been involved with or enjoyed the company of a female for 6 months to a year, then you can say that you know a woman. If you have been involved with or enjoyed the company of a female for 1 to 4 years, then you can say that you understand a woman. If you have been involved with or enjoyed the company of a female for 4 or more years, then you can say that you have learned from a woman.
tiny.ag/7j6zgqod · ★★☆☆ Fair (359 ratings) · submitted 1997
A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she'd look stout in a fur coat.
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