Men and Women
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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
It is the ordinary women that know something about love. The gorgeous ones are too busy being gorgeous.
If you want a high performance woman, I can go from zero to bitch in less than 2.1 seconds.
A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can.
A beautiful woman is the hell of the soul, the purgatory of the purse, and the paradise of the eyes.
The great question -- which I have not been able to answer -- is, "What does a woman want?"
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never her age.
When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
Women first want to find out what is in your wallet, and second what is in your pants.
Men who cherish for women the highest respect are seldom popular with them.