Men and Women
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A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can.
Women first want to find out what is in your wallet, and second what is in your pants.
A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares.
There are really not many jobs that actually require a penis or a vagina, and all other occupations should be open to everyone.
When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
Nature has given women so much power that the law has very wisely given them little.
Men who cherish for women the highest respect are seldom popular with them.
I've had one child. My husband wants to have another. I'd like to watch him have another.
If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot dog stands on the moon.
The only thing that men and women have in common, is that they both prefer the company of men.
You come out of a woman and you spend the rest of your life trying to get back inside.
If you have been involved with or enjoyed the company of a female for 6 months to a year, then you can say that you know a woman. If you have been involved with or enjoyed the company of a female for 1 to 4 years, then you can say that you understand a woman. If you have been involved with or enjoyed the company of a female for 4 or more years, then you can say that you have learned from a woman.