Men and Women

Sex is what women have and men want.

Unknown, in Men and Women

The more I know men, the more I love my dog.

Unknown, in Men and Women

When a female has tears in her eyes the one who cannot see is the male.

Unknown, in Men and Women

When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.

Unknown, in Men and Women

Women first want to find out what is in your wallet, and second what is in your pants.

Unknown, in Men and Women

I've had one child. My husband wants to have another. I'd like to watch him have another.

Unknown, in Men and Women

If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot dog stands on the moon.

Unknown, in Men and Women

Men don't need women -- they just need certain parts of their anatomy.

Unknown, in Men and Women

Men mistake friendship, but not sex, for love; women mistake sex, but not friendship, for love.

Peter Wastholm, in Men and Women

Give a man free hands and you'll know where to find them.

Mae West, in Men and Women

The only thing that men and women have in common, is that they both prefer the company of men.

Oscar Wilde, in Men and Women

You come out of a woman and you spend the rest of your life trying to get back inside.

Heathcote Williams, in Men and Women

If you have been involved with or enjoyed the company of a female for 6 months to a year, then you can say that you know a woman. If you have been involved with or enjoyed the company of a female for 1 to 4 years, then you can say that you understand a woman. If you have been involved with or enjoyed the company of a female for 4 or more years, then you can say that you have learned from a woman.

Reginald Williams, in Men and Women

A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she'd look stout in a fur coat.

Unknown, in Law and Politics and Men and Women

A man needs a mistress, just to break the monogamy.

Unknown, in Love and Hate and Men and Women

A woman has to be twice as good as a man, to be regarded as half that clever.

Unknown, in Men and Women

A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.

Unknown, in Men and Women

When God created two sexes, he may have been overdoing it.

Charles Merrill Smith, in Men and Women

There are really not many jobs that actually require a penis or a vagina, and all other occupations should be open to everyone.

Gloria Steinem, in Men and Women and Success and Failure

Men like to pursue an elusive woman like a cake of wet soap -- even men who hate baths.

Gelett Burgess, in Men and Women