Aphorisms Attributed to This Aphorist
A large, clumsy umbrella is the best protection against the rain: there will be no rain as long as you're lugging it around.
All humans are hypocrites; the biggest hypocrite of all is the one who claims to detest hypocrisy.
Men mistake friendship, but not sex, for love; women mistake sex, but not friendship, for love.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained -- but if everything is ventured, and still nothing gained, give up and venture elsewhere.