Men and Women
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I've had one child. My husband wants to have another. I'd like to watch him have another.
If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot dog stands on the moon.
Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.
A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy.
Bachelors know more about women than married men do. If they didn't, they'd be married too.
Being kissed by a man who didn't wax his moustache was like eating an egg without salt.
A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.
Large increases in cost with questionable increases in performance can be tolerated only in race horses and women.