Love and Hate
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It is the ordinary women that know something about love. The gorgeous ones are too busy being gorgeous.
Love: A temporary insanity cureable either by marriage or by removal of the influences under which he incurred the disorder. It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the physician than the patient.
Sex without love is an empty gesture. But as empty gestures go, it is one of the best.
Happiness: An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.
Hatred: A sentiment appropriate to the occasion of another's superiority.