Love and Hate

Marriage is not a word -- it is a sentence.

Unknown, in Love and Hate

One does not make friends, one recognizes them.

Unknown, in Love and Hate

Saying you love someone when you don't love yourself is like a naked person offering you a shirt.

Maya Angelou, in Love and Hate

She's the kind of woman you could fall madly in bed with.

Unknown, in Love and Hate

A man needs a mistress, just to break the monogamy.

Unknown, in Love and Hate and Men and Women

Before you find your handsome prince, you have to kiss a lot of frogs.

Unknown, in Love and Hate

Happiness: An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.

Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, in Love and Hate and Success and Failure

Hatred: A sentiment appropriate to the occasion of another's superiority.

Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, in Love and Hate and Success and Failure

Helpmate: A wife, or bitter half.

Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, in Love and Hate

Incompatibility: In matrimony a similarity of tastes, particularly the taste for domination.

Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, in Love and Hate

Love: A temporary insanity cureable either by marriage or by removal of the influences under which he incurred the disorder. It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the physician than the patient.

Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, in Love and Hate

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.

William Blake, in Love and Hate

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions.

Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book, in Love and Hate and Wealth and Poverty

In the end, we will conserve only what we love. We will love only what we understand. We will understand only what we are taught.

Baba Dioum, in Love and Hate

Math is like love -- a simple idea but it can get complicated.

R. Drabek, in Love and Hate and Science and Religion

Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.

Voltaire, in Love and Hate

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Mae West, in Love and Hate

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.

Mae West, in Love and Hate

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

Oscar Wilde, in Love and Hate

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

Oscar Wilde, in Love and Hate