Aphorism of the Day
This is an archive of every Aphorim of the Day since 2012.
Every single day, a very sophisticated computer running state of the art software carefully picks an aphorism from the collection and sends it out to all the nice people who have subscribed to the Aphorism of the Day. If you want to be one of these nice people, create a user profile and start a subscription.
1–10 (1812)
2024-10-23
tiny.ag/ogrpomi2 · submitted 1997
Spel chekers, hoo neeeds em?
2024-10-22
tiny.ag/f9zmepch · submitted 1997
He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
2024-10-21
tiny.ag/ybv1maqw · submitted 1997 by Gord Weitzel
One man's ceiling is another man's floor.
2024-10-20
tiny.ag/wk0s75et · submitted 1997
There are moments when everything goes well, but don't be frightened, it won't last.
2024-10-19
tiny.ag/0xhdtnul · submitted 1997
If people talk negatively about you, live so that no one will believe them.
2024-10-18
tiny.ag/wbhpks76 · submitted 1997
Measure twice because you can only cut once.
2024-10-17
tiny.ag/wqs4yam6 · submitted 1997
"Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic."
2024-10-16
tiny.ag/g7qmt4qj · submitted 1997
Welcome thy neighbor into thy fallout shelter. He'll come in handy if you run out of food.
2024-10-15
tiny.ag/fnthysbd · submitted 1997
Any idiot can face a crisis; it is this day-to-day living that wears you out.
2024-10-14
tiny.ag/re0zqqyo · submitted 1997
Love is seeing without eyes, hearing without ears; hatred is nothing.
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