Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
2381–2400 (6042)
tiny.ag/ybnqpr8h · submitted 2011 by jibandiya
Intuition helps where tuition fails.
tiny.ag/vonzdik8 · submitted 2011
It could be now or never and lost forever.
Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths
tiny.ag/ovzv8lxk · submitted 2011
Don't give your word easily, if you don't mean to keep it.
Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths
tiny.ag/zj2lh4aw · submitted 2011
No matter how much we know, there's always something down the road.
Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths
tiny.ag/zkqbmvdy · submitted 2011
Opportunity untried is a chance gone by.
Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths
tiny.ag/pouectbv · submitted 2011
Neither the fool, crude, or cruel.
Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths
tiny.ag/lzvyo6zn · submitted 2011
Expect nothing, yet be prepared for anything.
Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths
tiny.ag/t4k7fryl · submitted 2011
We may know what to do, but if we don't follow it through, it does us no good.
Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths
tiny.ag/obst4k2z · submitted 2011
Once alive, nothing else will ever feel as right.
Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths
tiny.ag/u5srjby4 · submitted 2011
If we don't find anything to do with our time, it'll only pass us by.
Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths
tiny.ag/dabnmmtc · submitted 2011
Nothing comes at a higher cost, than time lost.
Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths
tiny.ag/roxjip1u · submitted 2011
Whatever situation we're in, is the one, that demands attention.
Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths
tiny.ag/3mjgcud6 · submitted 2011
If we were to be insulted by every slight, we'd be fighting 'em left and right.
Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths
tiny.ag/misuytw3 · submitted 2011 by NebbioloKid
Too many cooks make broth that
spoil when nobody's around.
tiny.ag/2h8d5vfk · submitted 2011 by NebbioloKid
All good things come to those whose
tide waits for no man.
tiny.ag/ze5rknds · submitted 2011 by NebbioloKid
In the Antarctic the natives say
a penguin is mightier than a sword.
tiny.ag/4dx9tprz · submitted 2011 by NebbioloKid
Because bigger is better the best
things come in small packages.
tiny.ag/nv2fypri · submitted 2011 by edric
Aphorisms, And Observations, By Ed Vaile,
“ You’re Only As Smart, As A Google Bar Away “
" Through Faith, One Gains Eternal Hope "
" Never Under Estimate, The Power Of Conviction "
" Hate, Spite, Envy, Greed, Sloth, And Deceit, Are The Foundation Of Misfortune "
" The Key To Good Health, Is A Healthy Ration Of Hard Labor "
" A Women’s Greatest Ally, Is Her Vanity "
" That Which Is Easily Attainable, Often Bares Little Value "
" If You Don't Make A Mess, You Don't Have To Clean It Up "
" You Don't Know How Good You've Got It, Until You've Got It Worse"
" Beware Of The Future, Nature Demands Justice Be Served "
" No Amount Of Wealth, Can Buy You Good Health "
" Say What you Mean, And Mean What You Say "
" In Natures Eyes, We Are But Thieves, Clean Air, And Water, Our Bounty "
" Lose Tract Of Your Physical Fitness, A Physician Will Soon Bare Witness "
" A Man Without Principals, Is A Man Without Honor "
" All The Intellectuality In The World, Can't Replace Good Common Sense "
" A Little Praise, Goes A Long Ways "
" Rhetoric, Is The Preachers Salvation "
" Politicians, Say What They Would Like To Mean, And Promise What They Can't Keep "
" Love Is What You Make It "
" Good Business Sense, Means Good Common Sense "
" If You Can't Learn From Your Mistakes, Learn From Those Of Others "
" Good Lighting Is Everything "
" Greed Will Be The Fall Of Humanity, For Nature Has No Emotion "
" If You Don't Stay Ahead Of Your Work, Your Work Will Get Ahead Of You "
" Sobriety Is For The Valiant "
" It's Not Charity, If It's Preformed With Expectations Of Retribution "
" Delusion, Is The Seat Of Happiness "
" The Domestication Of Humanity, Purged It From The Ranks Of Nature, It's Called Civilization "
" Unlike Nature, Human Emotion Allows Humanitarianism; To Proceed Logic "
" Wisdom Is A Combination, Of Maturity, Age, Experience, Patience, And Discipline "
" Principals, Are The Building Blocks Of Good Moral Character "
" A Wise Man Takes His Loses In Stride, And In Perspective "
" Your Word Is Your Bond "
" Honor Thy Father, But Worship Thy Mother "
" The Spoiled, Are The Thankless "
" He Who Gives Of Himself, Shall Receive Of Others "
" The Wind Blows, Which Ever Way You Don't Want It To "
" Rationalization, Is The Product Of Maturity "
" He Who Finds Amusement In Others Misfortunes, Shall Soon Find Misfortune Itself "
" Your Friends, Are Those Who Love You "
" A Mans Success, Is Not Measured Buy His Monetary Income "
" The Less Said About A Lie, The Better "
" True Love, Is Unconditional "
" If You're Sure You Can't, You Won't "
" The Hardest Thing In The World To Do, Is Practice What You Preach "
" Theology Is Non Existent, In The Mind Of Science "
" There Is A Fine Line Between Flattery, And Patronization "
“ There Is No Beginning, And There Is No End, Only Constant Change “
“ Wit, Is A Combination Of Deductive, And Rationalizational Skills “
“ Our Biggest Problem Is, We Take So Much For Granted “
“ Respect Is Earned, Not Given “
“ Drink And Delusion, Go Hand In Hand “
“ Can You Imagine How Bad, Good Would Be, If There Was No Bad “
“ Want To Be Productive, Pay Attention To Your Work “
“ They Say Talk Is Cheap, But My Mouth Sure Costs Me A lot “
“ If You’re Real Smart, You’re Heart Smart “
“ The Harder You Work, The Stronger You Get “
“ There’s Head Work, And There’s Heart Work “
“ Fashion, Spreads Like Wildfire “
“ Food Comes Before Pride “
“ Always Give A Man Credit, Where Credit Is Due “
“ A Good Boss Has Patience, Finesse, And Tact “
“ Common Sense Occurs, When Rationalization Out Weighs Delusion “
“ The Answers To Creation. And Existence, Are At Present Beyond Human Capacity “
“Sincerity, Is given Little Consideration In Modern Society “
“ Cut And Dried, Things Seldom Are “
“ You Have A Choice To Make In Life, Science Or Theology “
“ For Instant Fool, Just Add Alcohol “
“ Most Of Us Would Complain, No Matter How Good We’ve Got It “
“ Flowers To A Woman, Are The Salt Of The Earth “
“ What Would Be A Hand Me Down To One Fellow, Is A Family Heir Loom To Another “
“ Be Aware Of Your Priorities, Without Your Health, You Have Nothing “
“ If Anything; We’re The Source Of Someone’s Amusement “
“ The Greatest Sin Against God, Is Obesity “
“ A Happy Crew, Is A Snappy Crewâ€
“ Nature Is God, And God Alone “
“ A Mistake Is Something That Someone Else Catches, A Correction Is Something You Catch Yourself “
“ There Are Two Kinds Of Lies, Intentional, And Unintentional “
“ Never Ask For Something Given, to Be Returned, Or Return Something, That Has Been Given “
“ Expecting The Average Individual To Keep His Word, Is Like Expecting A Prostitute To Keep Her Virginity “
“ No Amount Of Logic, Can Un-cloud Those Devout “
“ Emotional Security, Comes With Maturity “
“ Have You Earned Your Food Today, Have You Burned Your Food Today “
“ Time Isn’t Constant, The Older You Get, The Faster It Goes “
“ I’m The First One To Give Advise, And The Last One To Take It “
“ You Can Have Anything, You Don’t Want “
“ Without Problems, There Are No Resolutions “
†Inflation Is The Product, Of An Unproductive Workforce “
“ No Amount Of Money Can Mend A Damaged Reputation “
“ Beware Of Counterproductive Rationalization “
“ It’s June, In Mosquito Lagoon, And There’s No Mosquitoes “
“ You Don’t Have To Be Fat To Be Lazy, But You’ve Got To Be Lazy To Be Fat “
“ Nature Works On Logic, Humans Work On Emotion “
“ Western Man, Wants So Much, To Do So Little “
“ War Is A Business “
“ To Think That Your Religion, Is The Only Right One, Would Be Ludicrous “
“ Hormones, And Emotions, Are Very Powerful Things “
“ When You Domesticate A Species, One Must Institute Selective Breeding, Or Highly Unsuitable Results, Will Eventually Occur, Humans are No Exception “
“ You Only See, What You Want To See “
“ Sloth, Is Inherent To Domestication “
“ Trying To Live Life, Without A Crutch Like Religion, Is A Very Difficult Task “
“ Poor Humans… Governed By Morality Instead Of Logic “
“ One Of The Most Important Things In Life, Is To Do What You Say Your Going To Do, When You Say Your Going To Do It “
“ There’s Two Things You Can Lose, And Never Know The Difference, Your Mind, And Your Life “
“ Empathy, Or Apathy, That Is The Question “
“ Happiness, Is Relative “
“ Obesity, Is Proof Of Sloth “
“ Forgive, Lest Ye Be Un-forgivenâ€
“ Everyone Wants To Be Friends, With A Good Listenerâ€
“ They Let Just Anybody Make Babies, And then They Let’em Vote “
" Envy Runs Deep, In Those With A Shallow Mind "
tiny.ag/tpifhwjs · submitted 2011 by edric
Aphorisms, And Observations, By Ed Vaile,
“ You’re Only As Smart, As A Google Bar Away “
" Through Faith, One Gains Eternal Hope "
" Never Under Estimate, The Power Of Conviction "
" Hate, Spite, Envy, Greed, Sloth, And Deceit, Are The Foundation Of Misfortune "
" The Key To Good Health, Is A Healthy Ration Of Hard Labor "
" A Women’s Greatest Ally, Is Her Vanity "
" That Which Is Easily Attainable, Often Bares Little Value "
" If You Don't Make A Mess, You Don't Have To Clean It Up "
" You Don't Know How Good You've Got It, Until You've Got It Worse"
" Beware Of The Future, Nature Demands Justice Be Served "
" No Amount Of Wealth, Can Buy You Good Health "
" Say What you Mean, And Mean What You Say "
" In Natures Eyes, We Are But Thieves, Clean Air, And Water, Our Bounty "
" Lose Tract Of Your Physical Fitness, A Physician Will Soon Bare Witness "
" A Man Without Principals, Is A Man Without Honor "
" All The Intellectuality In The World, Can't Replace Good Common Sense "
" A Little Praise, Goes A Long Ways "
" Rhetoric, Is The Preachers Salvation "
" Politicians, Say What They Would Like To Mean, And Promise What They Can't Keep "
" Love Is What You Make It "
" Good Business Sense, Means Good Common Sense "
" If You Can't Learn From Your Mistakes, Learn From Those Of Others "
" Good Lighting Is Everything "
" Greed Will Be The Fall Of Humanity, For Nature Has No Emotion "
" If You Don't Stay Ahead Of Your Work, Your Work Will Get Ahead Of You "
" Sobriety Is For The Valiant "
" It's Not Charity, If It's Preformed With Expectations Of Retribution "
" Delusion, Is The Seat Of Happiness "
" The Domestication Of Humanity, Purged It From The Ranks Of Nature, It's Called Civilization "
" Unlike Nature, Human Emotion Allows Humanitarianism; To Proceed Logic "
" Wisdom Is A Combination, Of Maturity, Age, Experience, Patience, And Discipline "
" Principals, Are The Building Blocks Of Good Moral Character "
" A Wise Man Takes His Loses In Stride, And In Perspective "
" Your Word Is Your Bond "
" Honor Thy Father, But Worship Thy Mother "
" The Spoiled, Are The Thankless "
" He Who Gives Of Himself, Shall Receive Of Others "
" The Wind Blows, Which Ever Way You Don't Want It To "
" Rationalization, Is The Product Of Maturity "
" He Who Finds Amusement In Others Misfortunes, Shall Soon Find Misfortune Itself "
" Your Friends, Are Those Who Love You "
" A Mans Success, Is Not Measured Buy His Monetary Income "
" The Less Said About A Lie, The Better "
" True Love, Is Unconditional "
" If You're Sure You Can't, You Won't "
" The Hardest Thing In The World To Do, Is Practice What You Preach "
" Theology Is Non Existent, In The Mind Of Science "
" There Is A Fine Line Between Flattery, And Patronization "
“ There Is No Beginning, And There Is No End, Only Constant Change “
“ Wit, Is A Combination Of Deductive, And Rationalizational Skills “
“ Our Biggest Problem Is, We Take So Much For Granted “
“ Respect Is Earned, Not Given “
“ Drink And Delusion, Go Hand In Hand “
“ Can You Imagine How Bad, Good Would Be, If There Was No Bad “
“ Want To Be Productive, Pay Attention To Your Work “
“ They Say Talk Is Cheap, But My Mouth Sure Costs Me A lot “
“ If You’re Real Smart, You’re Heart Smart “
“ The Harder You Work, The Stronger You Get “
“ There’s Head Work, And There’s Heart Work “
“ Fashion, Spreads Like Wildfire “
“ Food Comes Before Pride “
“ Always Give A Man Credit, Where Credit Is Due “
“ A Good Boss Has Patience, Finesse, And Tact “
“ Common Sense Occurs, When Rationalization Out Weighs Delusion “
“ The Answers To Creation. And Existence, Are At Present Beyond Human Capacity “
“Sincerity, Is given Little Consideration In Modern Society “
“ Cut And Dried, Things Seldom Are “
“ You Have A Choice To Make In Life, Science Or Theology “
“ For Instant Fool, Just Add Alcohol “
“ Most Of Us Would Complain, No Matter How Good We’ve Got It “
“ Flowers To A Woman, Are The Salt Of The Earth “
“ What Would Be A Hand Me Down To One Fellow, Is A Family Heir Loom To Another “
“ Be Aware Of Your Priorities, Without Your Health, You Have Nothing “
“ If Anything; We’re The Source Of Someone’s Amusement “
“ The Greatest Sin Against God, Is Obesity “
“ A Happy Crew, Is A Snappy Crewâ€
“ Nature Is God, And God Alone “
“ A Mistake Is Something That Someone Else Catches, A Correction Is Something You Catch Yourself “
“ There Are Two Kinds Of Lies, Intentional, And Unintentional “
“ Never Ask For Something Given, to Be Returned, Or Return Something, That Has Been Given “
“ Expecting The Average Individual To Keep His Word, Is Like Expecting A Prostitute To Keep Her Virginity “
“ No Amount Of Logic, Can Un-cloud Those Devout “
“ Emotional Security, Comes With Maturity “
“ Have You Earned Your Food Today, Have You Burned Your Food Today “
“ Time Isn’t Constant, The Older You Get, The Faster It Goes “
“ I’m The First One To Give Advise, And The Last One To Take It “
“ You Can Have Anything, You Don’t Want “
“ Without Problems, There Are No Resolutions “
†Inflation Is The Product, Of An Unproductive Workforce “
“ No Amount Of Money Can Mend A Damaged Reputation “
“ Beware Of Counterproductive Rationalization “
“ It’s June, In Mosquito Lagoon, And There’s No Mosquitoes “
“ You Don’t Have To Be Fat To Be Lazy, But You’ve Got To Be Lazy To Be Fat “
“ Nature Works On Logic, Humans Work On Emotion “
“ Western Man, Wants So Much, To Do So Little “
“ War Is A Business “
“ To Think That Your Religion, Is The Only Right One, Would Be Ludicrous “
“ Hormones, And Emotions, Are Very Powerful Things “
“ When You Domesticate A Species, One Must Institute Selective Breeding, Or Highly Unsuitable Results, Will Eventually Occur, Humans are No Exception “
“ You Only See, What You Want To See “
“ Sloth, Is Inherent To Domestication “
“ Trying To Live Life, Without A Crutch Like Religion, Is A Very Difficult Task “
“ Poor Humans… Governed By Morality Instead Of Logic “
“ One Of The Most Important Things In Life, Is To Do What You Say Your Going To Do, When You Say Your Going To Do It “
“ There’s Two Things You Can Lose, And Never Know The Difference, Your Mind, And Your Life “
“ Empathy, Or Apathy, That Is The Question “
“ Happiness, Is Relative “
“ Obesity, Is Proof Of Sloth “
“ Forgive, Lest Ye Be Un-forgivenâ€
“ Everyone Wants To Be Friends, With A Good Listenerâ€
“ They Let Just Anybody Make Babies, And then They Let’em Vote “
" Envy Runs Deep, In Those With A Shallow Mind "
tiny.ag/wesyxkgv · submitted 2011 by NebbioloKid
Let me grow to respect you
not with a boy's passion
but with a man's love.
2381–2400 (6042)