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tiny.ag/u2ry7na0  ·  submitted 2010

Have you ever awoke within a dream and didn't realize, that you were still asleep ?

Paul Trawitzki, in Certain Truths

tiny.ag/h6ugldnv  ·  submitted 2010

There may be eyes in the sky and bugs on line, but there's no one, but yourself within the confines of your mind.

Paul Trawitzki, in Certain Truths

tiny.ag/qkpjfwxz  ·  submitted 2010

Life has a lot to give, but it doesn't go out of its' way to grant it. So don't expect things to happen, unless you have a hand in it.

Paul Trawitzki, in Certain Truths

tiny.ag/2jqzunig  ·  submitted 2010

If you're sincerely seeking the truth are you willing to search and accept it, no matter where it may lead to ?

Paul Trawitzki, in Certain Truths

tiny.ag/kucftygn  ·  submitted 2010 by jibandiya

Marriages are made in heaven and, therefore, the warranty is not valid on earth.

Dipak Sen Gupta, in Altruism and Cynicism

tiny.ag/6gujurvx  ·  submitted 2010 by jibandiya

The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence but there are more flowers in my garden.

Dipak Sen Gupta, in Altruism and Cynicism

tiny.ag/sr1hxcpo  ·  submitted 2010 by jibandiya

A stickler for punctuality is a heckler of time.

Dipak Sen Gupta, in Altruism and Cynicism

tiny.ag/8azdkl7w  ·  submitted 2010 by jibandiya

A stickler for punctuality is a heckler of time.

Dipak Sen Gupta, in Altruism and Cynicism

tiny.ag/5cr9dgzy  ·  submitted 2010 by jibandiya

Fools hardly laugh, rarely smile. They giggle.

Dipak Sen Gupta, in Altruism and Cynicism

tiny.ag/ajnx6qt0  ·  submitted 2010 by jibandiya

Hope is a dope of sorts.

Dipak Sen Gupta, in Altruism and Cynicism

tiny.ag/uqzidj8u  ·  submitted 2010 by jibandiya

If we can have rainfall and snowfall every year, why can't we have windfall once in a while?

Dipak Sen Gupta, in Altruism and Cynicism

tiny.ag/iurbapde  ·  submitted 2010 by jibandiya

1 Happiness can have double side-effects. Your happiness can affect your neighbors on both sides.

2 Where the cowherd is a coward, cows are the masters.

3 While in Rome, behave like Romans; in Paris, behave yourself.

4 I suspect his penchant for lying is hereditary. As far as I could gather, his great grandfather was a successful lawyer.

5 Whoever talks of life as all sunshine talks all moonshine.

6 Nobody quotes me. I don't know whom to thank.

7 A beauty parlor is where beauty or, more accurately,its substitute, is made to order.

8 I have a wheeled bed. You can call it a multipurpose utility vehicle.

9 A bird in hand is worth nothing if the bush is empty.

10 The question is not how intelligent you are. The question is how much less stupid.

11 Don't grudge me and nudge my ego. I am as humble as you are, may be even less.

12 A man is known by the money he tips.

13 If logic is all you stand for, please sit down.

14 I would rather die lying than lie dying

Dipak Sen Gupta, in Altruism and Cynicism

tiny.ag/6q9uk8qr  ·  submitted 2010

The good years are ones which I grow one year older and two years smarter

Ken Dorf

tiny.ag/outy0cgs  ·  submitted 2010

It could be said that a mans ambition can be measured by the things he gives up in its name

Ken Dorf

tiny.ag/4di79mh0  ·  submitted 2010

I can see why lightning is considered "nature's" wrath. "She's" loud and mean and you don't want to cross "her" path.

Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths

tiny.ag/aebhzqf0  ·  submitted 2010

Is there an "ultimate" or multitudes of truth ? If the former, where's the proof ?

Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths

tiny.ag/ndm5tuar  ·  submitted 2010

Don't let being in a hurry be a test of your civility. What you may gain in time, you'll lose in self-esteem.

Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths

tiny.ag/8mvaxxpk  ·  submitted 2010

Something doesn't have to be seen to be believed, but it should, by all means, be put to reason.

Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths

tiny.ag/4fcyqtq5  ·  submitted 2010

Just being nice and polite won't get us the life, that we have in mind. Things, only, arrive to those whom try.

Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths

tiny.ag/zut7yula  ·  submitted 2010

We're accountable for our reality. We're in charge of our hopes and dreams. We're responsible for our destiny, as we're liable for our self-esteem.

Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths

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