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tiny.ag/iurbapde  ·  submitted 2010 by jibandiya

1 Happiness can have double side-effects. Your happiness can affect your neighbors on both sides.

2 Where the cowherd is a coward, cows are the masters.

3 While in Rome, behave like Romans; in Paris, behave yourself.

4 I suspect his penchant for lying is hereditary. As far as I could gather, his great grandfather was a successful lawyer.

5 Whoever talks of life as all sunshine talks all moonshine.

6 Nobody quotes me. I don't know whom to thank.

7 A beauty parlor is where beauty or, more accurately,its substitute, is made to order.

8 I have a wheeled bed. You can call it a multipurpose utility vehicle.

9 A bird in hand is worth nothing if the bush is empty.

10 The question is not how intelligent you are. The question is how much less stupid.

11 Don't grudge me and nudge my ego. I am as humble as you are, may be even less.

12 A man is known by the money he tips.

13 If logic is all you stand for, please sit down.

14 I would rather die lying than lie dying

Dipak Sen Gupta, in Altruism and Cynicism

tiny.ag/6q9uk8qr  ·  submitted 2010

The good years are ones which I grow one year older and two years smarter

Ken Dorf

tiny.ag/outy0cgs  ·  submitted 2010

It could be said that a mans ambition can be measured by the things he gives up in its name

Ken Dorf

tiny.ag/4di79mh0  ·  submitted 2010

I can see why lightning is considered "nature's" wrath. "She's" loud and mean and you don't want to cross "her" path.

Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths

tiny.ag/aebhzqf0  ·  submitted 2010

Is there an "ultimate" or multitudes of truth ? If the former, where's the proof ?

Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths

tiny.ag/ndm5tuar  ·  submitted 2010

Don't let being in a hurry be a test of your civility. What you may gain in time, you'll lose in self-esteem.

Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths

tiny.ag/8mvaxxpk  ·  submitted 2010

Something doesn't have to be seen to be believed, but it should, by all means, be put to reason.

Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths

tiny.ag/4fcyqtq5  ·  submitted 2010

Just being nice and polite won't get us the life, that we have in mind. Things, only, arrive to those whom try.

Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths

tiny.ag/zut7yula  ·  submitted 2010

We're accountable for our reality. We're in charge of our hopes and dreams. We're responsible for our destiny, as we're liable for our self-esteem.

Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths

tiny.ag/pboywxqc  ·  submitted 2010

When will the ship of superstition sink ? Who would have guessed, that a boat with so many holes could float for so long ?

Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths

tiny.ag/c3p7lfgf  ·  submitted 2010

men understand God like ants understand aphorism

tiny.ag/gpyjc7dl  ·  submitted 2010

Unless convicted, no one should be forced against their will to do anything.

Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths

tiny.ag/rkmowwgl  ·  submitted 2010

The greatest enigma, once simply explained, should never seem like a mystery again.

Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths

tiny.ag/1xmfrjgs  ·  submitted 2010

Some aren't content with a profit, but tend to squeeze every cent.

Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths

tiny.ag/locwb86u  ·  submitted 2010

Don't be mistaken, life isn't a stage rehearsal, it's the actual play.

Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths

tiny.ag/wu2kchtd  ·  submitted 2010

We can be our own worst enemy, for most fears lie between our very ears.

Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths

tiny.ag/nhu64gpu  ·  submitted 2010

Whatever you attempt, be in the moment and try your best.

Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths

tiny.ag/vq8h1xlv  ·  submitted 2010

Reason is the best friend we have in determining what we can and need to understand.

Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths

tiny.ag/c6wd0ppx  ·  submitted 2010

You won't find the truth, by putting more into it, than you should.

Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths

tiny.ag/toasbjgp  ·  submitted 2010

It's not enough to be the captain of our "souls", we also need to keep up the "boat".

Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths

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