The relationship between truth and a newspaper is like the relationship between the color green and the number seven. Occasionally you will see the number seven written in green, but you learn not to expect this.
This is an aphorism from Aphorisms Galore!'s official collection. It was the Aphorism of the Day for 2021-06-29.
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