and
"No opium smoking in the elevators"
Wilson Mizner, posted in a hotel that he owned!
tiny.ag/fpo1csew · submitted 2002
Just because its your last day doesnt mean you cant get fired.
tiny.ag/y3srvf2w · submitted 2002
People mistake the fact that there are a multitude of misinterpretations of facts, for proof that there is no correct interpretation-- or worse, for proof that there is no reality to interpret. They mention the blind beggars and the elephant, but they never mention the seeing beggar-- nor do they recall that there was an elephant there after all.
tiny.ag/fjcxxqh3 · submitted 2002
There are no facts; rather I say there are only interpretations.
tiny.ag/4hcnwpuv · submitted 2002
"So after centuries of being pounded with the
doctrine that altruism is the ultimate ideal,
men have accepted it in the only way it could
be accepted: by seeking self-esteem through others."
tiny.ag/vx2mru1b · submitted 2002
The man who is wise has committed the unspeakable
social crime of not being ignorant.
Mike McDermott, None
tiny.ag/hmquaycm · submitted 2002
Nothing is sometimes a good thing to do, and always a good thing to say.
tiny.ag/bndcdwfu · submitted 2002
Though the truth may hurt, it will be far less than a betrayal of trust.
Brian Gilbert, http://realityloop.com/
tiny.ag/jpxgkfru · submitted 2002
We would despise ourselves if we did not believe we are better than our own lives.
tiny.ag/ihl7okdf · submitted 2002
Why do we need so many laws? Because we have the same ability to agree as lizards.
tiny.ag/3fkcfz7e · submitted 2002
Proud, proud pagans, /who worship blood-covered stones /because the stones don't contradict them....
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