Luridhope

Your lips say "no", but your eyes say "I've got jaundice".

, in Health and Disease

Women love or hate a man based on who he is, never who he was.

Luridhope, in Men and Women and Love and Hate

My train of thought just crashed. There were no survivors.

Luridhope, in Happiness and Misery

Please do not throw glass... in my house of stone.

If a woman insists that you put down the toilet seat, don't forget to put down the lid.

Luridhope, in Men and Women and Love and Hate

Men tell stories. Women tell lies.

Luridhope, in Men and Women and Love and Hate

A room full of children is like a blender full of super-balls.

Luridhope, in Happiness and Misery and Life and Death

If you think a rose by any other name would smell as sweet, try calling a woman another woman's name.

Luridhope, in Men and Women and Happiness and Misery

The best time to hold your tongue is when it's been cut from your mouth.

Luridhope, in Altruism and Cynicism

I may have believed in reincarnation in another life, but I don't in this one.

Luridhope, in Altruism and Cynicism