Aphorisms Galore!

Aphorism of the Day

To get the Aphorism of the Day straight to your inbox, just go to your settings page and pick the subscription option you want.

If you prefer, you can instead follow Aphorisms Galore! on Twitter.

Doug Kenney

co-founder of National Lampoon magazine  ·  one aphorism  ·  2 comments

Aphorisms Attributed to This Aphorist

Submit an Aphorism  ·  Post a Comment

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (674 ratings)  ·  submitted 1999

Jesus may love you, but I think you're garbage wrapped in skin.

Doug Kenney, in Love and Hate

Submit an Aphorism  ·  Post a Comment