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Joseph Heller

American novelist; b. 1923; d. 1999  ·  3 aphorisms  ·  no comments

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Comment#  ·   Fair (815 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

I'm gonna live forever, or die trying.

Joseph Heller, Catch-22, in Life and Death

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Comment#  ·   Fair (1049 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

The Lord gave us farmers two strong hands so we could grab as much as we could with both of them.

Joseph Heller, Catch-22, in Work and Recreation

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Comment#  ·   Fair (823 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.

Joseph Heller, Catch-22, in War and Peace

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