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Comment#  ·   Unrated  ·  submitted 11 Apr by pointcomfort (updated 21:10)

A sleeping dog left to lie creates an anxious nation in waiting.

William Atkins, in Law and Politics and War and Peace

Comment#  ·   Unrated  ·  submitted 11 Apr by pointcomfort (updated 21:10)

Some blended families get crushed, others are pureed.

William Atkins, in Happiness and Misery and Life and Death

Comment#  ·   Unrated  ·  submitted 11 Apr by pointcomfort (updated 21:10)

Allegiance to a nation's flag can flutter.

William Atkins, in Law and Politics and War and Peace

Comment#  ·   Unrated  ·  submitted Apr '16 by Bluefoot (updated 21:10)

I hate it when there is nothing on the Internet...

Rock Cowles, www.ACunningLinguist.com, in Happiness and Misery and Wisdom and Ignorance

Comment#  ·   Unrated  ·  submitted Apr '16 by Bluefoot (updated 21:10)

Inside every fat person is a thin person struggling to get out. Sometimes as many as two or three.

Rock Cowles, www.ACunningLinguist.com, in Health and Disease and Success and Failure

Comment#  ·   Unrated  ·  submitted Apr '16 by Bluefoot (updated 21:10)

I liked what we had, I just didn't like having it with you.

Rock Cowles, www.ACunningLinguist.com, in Love and Hate and Men and Women

Comment#  ·   Unrated  ·  submitted Apr '16 by Bluefoot (updated 21:10)

Religion is indeed the opiate of the masses. Except for Islam, its more like Crystal Meth.

Rock Cowles, www.ACunningLinguist.com, in Science and Religion and War and Peace

Comment#  ·   Unrated  ·  submitted Apr '16 by Bluefoot (updated 21:10)

So apparently, 'I didn't even know you had a birthday.' is not a valid excuse for missing one.

Rock Cowles, www.ACunningLinguist.com, in Men and Women and Love and Hate

Comment#  ·   Unrated  ·  submitted Apr '16 by Bluefoot (updated 21:10)

Irony is getting a paper cut from a Band-Aid wrapper.

Rock Cowles, www.ACunningLinguist.com, in Life and Death and Wisdom and Ignorance

Comment#  ·   Good (one rating)  ·  submitted Apr '16 by Bluefoot (updated 21:10)

When we were young and foolish people said we had a death wish. If we live to be old and tired, we realize we had a life wish; and miss it often.

Rock Cowles, www.ACunningLinguist.com, in Life and Death and Wisdom and Ignorance

Comment#  ·   Fair (2 ratings)  ·  submitted Apr '16 by Bluefoot (updated 21:10)

I know enough to know that I don't know what I don't know.

Rock Cowles, www.ACunningLinguist.com, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Success and Failure

Comment#  ·   Fair (5 ratings)  ·  submitted Apr '16 by Bluefoot (updated 21:10)

Being soft hearted often looks agonizingly similar to being soft headed.

Rock Cowles, www.ACunningLinguist.com, in Love and Hate and Wisdom and Ignorance

Comment#  ·   Fair (6 ratings)  ·  submitted Apr '16 by Bluefoot (updated 21:10)

I tried Viagra once. All it did was make me taller.

Rock Cowles, www.ACunningLinguist.com, in Success and Failure and Wisdom and Ignorance

Comment#  ·   Fair (7 ratings)  ·  submitted Apr '16 by Bluefoot (updated 21:10)

Thinking outside of the box is great, unless you happen to be a cat.

Rock Cowles, www.ACunningLinguist.com, in Happiness and Misery and Success and Failure

Comment#  ·   Fair (4 ratings)  ·  submitted Apr '16 by Bluefoot (updated 21:10)

Gun control advocates aren't all a bunch of pinheaded simpletons. They've just been gullibly deceived into believing that shooting the messenger solves the problem. Which still takes guns... maybe I'm giving them too much credit.

Rock Cowles, www.ACunningLinguist.com, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Law and Politics

Comment#  ·   Fair (9 ratings)  ·  submitted Apr '16 by Bluefoot (updated 21:10)

Its so easy to read into why people do things, to make assumptions, jump to conclusions, and to reduce people to the sum of their actions and behaviors, the people themselves lost forever. What tragedy.

Rock Cowles, www.ACunningLinguist.com, in Altruism and Cynicism and Wisdom and Ignorance

Comment#  ·   Fair (6 ratings)  ·  submitted Apr '16 by Bluefoot (updated 21:10)

I don't understand half of what you say and the other half doesn't make sense.

Rock Cowles, www.ACunningLinguist.com, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Men and Women

Comment#  ·   Fair (5 ratings)  ·  submitted Apr '16 by Bluefoot (updated 21:10)

If it wasn't for me, I wouldn't have anybody.

Rock Cowles, www.ACunningLinguist.com, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Happiness and Misery

Comment#  ·   Fair (5 ratings)  ·  submitted Apr '16 by Bluefoot (updated 21:10)

I have no clue what Plato was talking about when he said that the unexamined wife was not worth leaving. I don't even know whose wife he was talking about.

Rock Cowles, www.ACunningLinguist.com, in Vice and Virtue and Success and Failure

Comment#  ·   Fair (5 ratings)  ·  submitted Apr '16 by Bluefoot (updated 21:10)

Beyond a certain point the endeavor of waiting to die becomes so unbearable that one must either become proactive or resume going about the busyness of living.

Rock Cowles, www.ACunningLinguist.com, in Life and Death and Health and Disease

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