Aphorisms Galore!

Submissions

These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.

#  ·   Unrated  ·  submitted 6 Dec by AmrutFilteration (updated 15:20)

Amrut Filtration was build up in the year 2007, we are one of the premier DM plant manufacture. The DM water Plants are accessible with us in a wide reach that is planned in consistence with the set business principles. We are giving DM water plant to our clients, we have had the option to stamp an edge over our rivals and accomplish a presumed position on the lookout.

Amrut Filtration, in Success and Failure and Art and Literature

tiny.ag/xi4g6tpc  ·   Unrated  ·  submitted 31 Oct by mullen7x

I am an American fashion designer. I am the head designer for my own fashion label which is known as "Mullen".

“Fashion changes, but style endures.”

Unknown

tiny.ag/ihgwd2fa  ·   Unrated  ·  submitted 20 Oct by JAKGalore

Every robot dances the human being.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Science and Religion and Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/aes1cuvm  ·   Unrated  ·  submitted 4 Sep by JAKGalore (updated 7 Dec)

The best defense against a cyber attack? Deliver a swift, hard kick to the cyber's groin.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Work and Recreation and Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/93a6ridz  ·   Unrated  ·  submitted 28 Aug by JAKGalore

Life: a crime scene and its own evidence bag.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Life and Death and Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/d5xscb0x  ·   Unrated  ·  submitted 21 Aug by JAKGalore

Eighty percent of success is showing up. The other twenty percent is giving the wrong address to the competition.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Success and Failure and Altruism and Cynicism

tiny.ag/fvlqbybu  ·   Unrated  ·  submitted 14 Aug by JAKGalore

She told me to stop trying to save her. So I converted her to a low-risk certificate of deposit and enjoyed a significantly higher interest rate.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Love and Hate and Wealth and Poverty

tiny.ag/ecvjkq9u  ·   Unrated  ·  submitted 7 Aug by JAKGalore

Informed consent n. The act of informing someone that they consent to something.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Law and Politics and Altruism and Cynicism

tiny.ag/6po2dbkw  ·   Unrated  ·  submitted 31 Jul by JAKGalore

Love opens doors where there were only walls - not unlike a shaped demolition charge deployed by special weapons and tactics units.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Love and Hate and War and Peace

tiny.ag/ivfbuixx  ·   Unrated  ·  submitted 24 Jul by JAKGalore

Necessity is the mother-in-law of patents.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Happiness and Misery and Wealth and Poverty

tiny.ag/e3c1d0oy  ·   Unrated  ·  submitted 10 Jul by JAKGalore

A woman is like the sea: don't go near either without a personal locator beacon, an inflatable life jacket, and a flare gun.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Men and Women and Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/ns6aydlx  ·   Unrated  ·  submitted 4 Jul by Duckpuddler (updated 7 Dec)

Aphorism of the Day:

In the race to discover the purpose of
life, nothing beats happiness.

E. J. Scott

tiny.ag/gdswpa3y  ·   Unrated  ·  submitted 4 Jul by Duckpuddler (updated 7 Dec)

Aphorism of the Day:

Nothing deserves reverence as
deservedly as irreverence.

E. J. Scott

tiny.ag/fkzzargp  ·   Unrated  ·  submitted 4 Jul by Duckpuddler (updated 7 Dec)

Aphorism of the Day:

If we were to live forever, we'd know
nothing of life.

E. J. Scott

tiny.ag/zkcvqhsa  ·   Unrated  ·  submitted 3 Jul by JAKGalore (updated 7 Dec)

Do as you please, please as you do.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/ljh61dro  ·   Unrated  ·  submitted 26 Jun by JAKGalore

The Zen master told me "Enlightenment requires a still awareness." So I learned how to brew moonshine.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Food and Drink

tiny.ag/4cdposj2  ·   Unrated  ·  submitted 18 Jun by JAKGalore

Faith may move mountains, but it never yet made a mountain stand still.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Science and Religion and Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/o21qnct0  ·   Unrated  ·  submitted 12 Jun by JAKGalore

The map is not the territory. The territory contains way more errors.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Success and Failure

tiny.ag/oh4ruugh  ·   Unrated  ·  submitted Jun '21 by JAKGalore (updated 7 Dec)

I wasn't born yesterday. In fact, I'm not due 'till later this month.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Altruism and Cynicism and Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/mjg03prh  ·   Unrated  ·  submitted May '21 by JAKGalore (updated 7 Dec)

If all we are is dust in the wind, how come I never get blown?

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Happiness and Misery and Love and Hate