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Comment#  ·   Fair (5 ratings)  ·  submitted 2003

Gangling, gulping, twitching, flapping, fish blood flowed like rain. "No, my son," the fisherman said. "I don't feel any pain."

Gary E. Holland

Comment#  ·   Fair (12 ratings)  ·  submitted 2003

Aphorisms are lurking everywhere; especially near the mellow ends of bottles of Beaujolais.

Gary E. Holland

Comment#  ·   Fair (10 ratings)  ·  submitted 2003

Rephrasing Murphy's law: The other queues always go faster, no matter how many times you change queues.

M.A. Fiol

Comment#  ·   Fair (9 ratings)  ·  submitted 2003

Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that frightens us.

Nelson Mandela

Comment#  ·   Fair (15 ratings)  ·  submitted 2003

By constructing a defensive wall around you, you become a prisoner.

M.A. Fiol

Comment#  ·   Fair (18 ratings)  ·  submitted 2003

Meditation: "...and the observer was
absorbed in-by what he observed."

M.A. Fiol

Comment#  ·   Fair (11 ratings)  ·  submitted 2003

Music is the voice of the soul.

M.A. Fiol

Comment#  ·   Fair (12 ratings)  ·  submitted 2003

The two most compelling minds of all time: yours and mine.

Gary E. Holland

Comment#  ·   Fair (12 ratings)  ·  submitted 2003

Don't fear the freedom's day.

M.A. Fiol

Comment#  ·   Fair (12 ratings)  ·  submitted 2003

Only two regrets: The women I shouldn't have but did. The women I could have but didn't.

Gary E. Holland

Comment#  ·   Fair (13 ratings)  ·  submitted 2003

Lightnings are the arrows shot with the rainbow.

M.A. Fiol

Comment#  ·   Fair (8 ratings)  ·  submitted 2003

Just showing a crazy person the facts rarely cures them.

RHJunior

Comment#  ·   Fair (14 ratings)  ·  submitted 2003

A simple surefire method to cure the hiccups: Wait, please!

Petigò

Comment#  ·   Fair (17 ratings)  ·  submitted 2003

If you've got a million things to do, first do just one.

M.A. Fiol

Comment#  ·   Fair (13 ratings)  ·  submitted 2003

As snakes don't speak I wonder whether Eva was a ventriloquist.

Petigò

Comment#  ·   Fair (12 ratings)  ·  submitted 2003

When I was kidnapped my parent acted swiftly. They got a tennant for my room.

Woody Allen

Comment#  ·   Fair (14 ratings)  ·  submitted 2003

When the wind sets in, some make wind shelters, others build windmills

Mao Tse-Tung

Comment#  ·   Fair (14 ratings)  ·  submitted 2003

Religion, racism and capitalism, makes peace on this planet a utopia.

Paul E. Tiek

Comment#  ·   Fair (20 ratings)  ·  submitted 2003

Virtue is deep-rooted in the hearts of misogynists' mothers.

M.A. Fiol

Comment#  ·   Fair (13 ratings)  ·  submitted 2003

Aborted children see the light in Neverland.

M.A. Fiol

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