Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
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tiny.ag/kj1itla8 · ★★☆☆ Fair (38 ratings) · submitted 2001
Those who don't think are never mistaken
tiny.ag/nohclj3f · ★★☆☆ Fair (44 ratings) · submitted 2001
If a test seemed too easy, then you must have done it wrong.
Kristine Myhre, Myself.
tiny.ag/jnxagwvf · ★★☆☆ Fair (36 ratings) · submitted 2001
If a test seemed too easy, then you must have done it wrong.
Kristine, Entirely made-up.
tiny.ag/k432eomy · ★★☆☆ Fair (42 ratings) · submitted 2001
Assume nothing, know everything.
tiny.ag/9pwovtjw · ★★☆☆ Fair (44 ratings) · submitted 2001
If you don't know where you are going, any road will take you there
tiny.ag/ysvbbkgo · ★★☆☆ Fair (42 ratings) · submitted 2001
Without writing, where would our thoughts go?
Bill Fishel, (from myself)
tiny.ag/tpcwn2gv · ★★☆☆ Fair (25 ratings) · submitted 2001
Without God, there wouldn't be atheists.
Bill Fishel, from myself
tiny.ag/odsqeeov · ★★☆☆ Fair (27 ratings) · submitted 2001
I'm fat because I'm a bullimic who forgets to throw up.
tiny.ag/s0ubvqem · ★★☆☆ Fair (28 ratings) · submitted 2001
The road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs
Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises
tiny.ag/waajnebi · ★★★☆ Good (25 ratings) · submitted 2001
To reach the top you might have to climb someelses latter
tiny.ag/txldi7ao · ★★☆☆ Fair (24 ratings) · submitted 2001
Life is like a s**t sandwich. The more bread you want, the more s**t you have to swallow.
tiny.ag/z3li0aps · ★★☆☆ Fair (24 ratings) · submitted 2001
Better to be old than forever young.
Nathan Malby, original as far as I know
tiny.ag/gzesl4a1 · ★★☆☆ Fair (23 ratings) · submitted 2001
Love is great but finding love isn't.
tiny.ag/jktig65s · ★★☆☆ Fair (24 ratings) · submitted 2001
It is hard to say no to something when it is being thrown at you.
Jacqueline Medina, This is very true. Everyone can relate
tiny.ag/vcwo5cet · ★★☆☆ Fair (19 ratings) · submitted 2001
While some drink deeply from the fountain of knowledge, most merely gargle.
tiny.ag/u3lgp7es · ★★☆☆ Fair (18 ratings) · submitted 2001
There are many people who believe that their beliefs alter the nature of reality. They're right. About ten stories after the chemicals they ingested enabled them to believe they could fly, the nature of their bodies and of the pavement they meet is altered quite emphatically.
tiny.ag/20r6iyxf · ★★☆☆ Fair (18 ratings) · submitted 2001
Travel is 20 percent where you go, 80 percent who you go with.
tiny.ag/vrtf6yna · ★★☆☆ Fair (17 ratings) · submitted 2001
The only constant is change
tiny.ag/s75kf4ot · ★★☆☆ Fair (27 ratings) · submitted 2001
"Nothing is as hard to marry as a large nose."
tiny.ag/dab9yeig · ★★☆☆ Fair (23 ratings) · submitted 2001
"To think is to alter reality."
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