Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
4961–4980 (5227)
tiny.ag/ycqxsfzd · ★★☆☆ Fair (24 ratings) · submitted 2001
"Without coffee the world would never wake."
tiny.ag/mpbtrho8 · ★★☆☆ Fair (33 ratings) · submitted 2001
Wish not for a wish. Wish for not needing to wish.
tiny.ag/ho0na7wd · ★★☆☆ Fair (31 ratings) · submitted 2001
Wish not for a wish. Wish for not needing to wish.
tiny.ag/ypmvgcwi · ★★☆☆ Fair (21 ratings) · submitted 2001
Wish not for a wish. Wish for needing to wish.
tiny.ag/g5sqhy9y · ★★☆☆ Fair (24 ratings) · submitted 2001
Nations are not "crippled by poverty;" they are crippled INTO poverty by tyrannical governments. Take stock of the poorest 50 countries in the world. Then take stock of the 50 most tyrannical and most socialist governments. You'll be amazed at the parallels.
tiny.ag/whvexcsh · ★★☆☆ Fair (39 ratings) · submitted 2001
Why is it that the majority of dissertations on poverty spend almost no time on what poor people can do to improve their lot in life, and almost all the time claiming how poverty is the fault of those that rose above it?
tiny.ag/pj8s2j7f · ★★☆☆ Fair (30 ratings) · submitted 2001
Some people spend far too much time dedicating reams of words to what could be said with two.
tiny.ag/m5jshb9c · ★★☆☆ Fair (27 ratings) · submitted 2001
Certain rash people have asserted that, just as there are no mice where there are no cats, so no one is possessed where there are no exorcists.
Georg Cristoph Lichtenberg (1742-1799), From: Waste Books
tiny.ag/olvxkxma · ★★☆☆ Fair (27 ratings) · submitted 2001
YOU HAVE EVERY REASON, BUT YOU HAVE NO REASON TO SIN.
Unknown, NO REASONS FOR SINNING
tiny.ag/nlgjkeoz · ★★☆☆ Fair (27 ratings) · submitted 2001
Sex is like chinese dinner, it aint over until you both get your cookies!
tiny.ag/hmltqmuv · ★★☆☆ Fair (22 ratings) · submitted 2001
"So you want to kill me, take a ticket and wait in line"
John Lithgow, from movie Cliff Hanger (I think)
tiny.ag/w1gdlajp · ★★☆☆ Fair (27 ratings) · submitted 2001
Why must I be surrounded by idiots?
tiny.ag/jcl5nhyf · ★★☆☆ Fair (27 ratings) · submitted 2001
I don't know why the world hates us so much. (following the bombing of the World Trade Centre).
tiny.ag/bxvf4rwm · ★★☆☆ Fair (26 ratings) · submitted 2001
Dulce e decorum est pro patria mori (it is sweet and fitting to die for your country- Latin)
Unknown, Poem
tiny.ag/4sbzoz1m · ★★☆☆ Fair (22 ratings) · submitted 2001
Be nice to your kids because they get to chose your nursing home!
Unknown, Bumper sticker
tiny.ag/25i6ci7f · ★★☆☆ Fair (32 ratings) · submitted 2001
I hate people.
Sarsippius Baronwy, fribble
tiny.ag/2xpdpdz5 · ★★☆☆ Fair (26 ratings) · submitted 2001
Build your moral values as you would build a good strong house.
tiny.ag/hqma3cpr · ★★☆☆ Fair (28 ratings) · submitted 2001
Chase your goals and dreams as a cat would chase a mouse.
tiny.ag/lezq97id · ★★☆☆ Fair (22 ratings) · submitted 2001
Success is not based on salory, it is based on your accomplishments, legacy, and happieness.
tiny.ag/ucytixfr · ★★☆☆ Fair (21 ratings) · submitted 2001
Darling would you please shut up.
Charles biefeldt, (to his wife;last words on his deathbed)
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