Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
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tiny.ag/o752ugyl · ★★☆☆ Fair (21 ratings) · submitted 2001
It is difficult to run a country when your drunk!
George Washington, I thought george wasn't a drunk!!!!!
tiny.ag/vnrmjpah · ★★☆☆ Fair (18 ratings) · submitted 2001
"Promises are lies with pretty ribbon tied around them."
tiny.ag/bi0s8lqn · ★★☆☆ Fair (14 ratings) · submitted 2001
"Remove all the skeletons from your closet and put them in your living room."
tiny.ag/mitu1dkh · ★★☆☆ Fair (17 ratings) · submitted 2001
"I find it much easier to see the beauty of a girl's hair when it is somewhere other than my food."
tiny.ag/5bkwgtvm · ★★☆☆ Fair (22 ratings) · submitted 2001
"Remove all the skeletons from your closet and put them in your living room."
tiny.ag/1ne3cyau · ★★☆☆ Fair (15 ratings) · submitted 2001
The trouble with the rat race ie that even if you win,
tiny.ag/36oixxb2 · ★★☆☆ Fair (13 ratings) · submitted 2001
I am not more able because I can, but because I will. I then become more able because I did.
Kevin Hawk, A personal observation
tiny.ag/iwh2sa6c · ★★★☆ Good (10 ratings) · submitted 2001
I'm looking forward to finding out if I am moving forward or onward. Either way, it's forward and onward.
Kevin Hawk, Awaiting the company's layoff decisions
tiny.ag/kx8suvzn · ★★☆☆ Fair (23 ratings) · submitted 2001
What doesn't kill us makes us stronger
tiny.ag/axap48g1 · ★★☆☆ Fair (24 ratings) · submitted 2001
A radish may know no Greek, but I do.
Augustus, Roman emperor; month "August" named for.
tiny.ag/qdwxgul8 · ★★☆☆ Fair (15 ratings) · submitted 2001
Am I not a free man? In fact, one of the freest in Rome.
Claudius I, Roman emperor, 41-54 AD
tiny.ag/iheivfxc · ★★☆☆ Fair (13 ratings) · submitted 2001
To those who say that the media doesn't affect how they behave or think, I have three words: Bud. Weis. Er.
tiny.ag/vkx7fwom · ★★☆☆ Fair (10 ratings) · submitted 2001
I'd love to change the world, but I can't find a big enough diaper.
tiny.ag/qnhipnxf · ★★☆☆ Fair (13 ratings) · submitted 2001
Only join a religion if it has a good waterslide.
tiny.ag/vuifoe0o · ★★☆☆ Fair (16 ratings) · submitted 2001
If I don't believe in solipsism, who will?
The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, My favorite site
tiny.ag/iw24t5gu · ★★☆☆ Fair (14 ratings) · submitted 2001
Those who worship human knowledge and reason have a village idiot for a god.
tiny.ag/7dx4iucg · ★★☆☆ Fair (15 ratings) · submitted 2001
The atheist may not worship God, but he certainly worships something. He worships human knowledge, human reason-- of which he considers himself the supreme example because he does not believe in God. In short, he worships himself.
tiny.ag/vhxzyp83 · ★★☆☆ Fair (21 ratings) · submitted 2001
The war between the philosophers and the bean counters is over. The bean counters won.
tiny.ag/vjo14nno · ★★☆☆ Fair (18 ratings) · submitted 2001
Primitive man's real relationship with the spirits of Nature generally consisted of: "Oh, mighty Jaguar God, would you be so kind as to please not eat us today ?"
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