Submissions

He who loves animals cannot hate his neighbours.

Petigò

The best indication of egotism is when a man quotes himself.

Phil Brown

They say curiosity killed the cat, but I think it was the creepy guy across the street.

Phil Brown

So, which really did come first? The chicken or the egg? And, more importantly, is this making you hungry too?

Phil Brown

A cynic is a pessimist who has learned to cope.

Phil Brown

I believe that there is an ideal time to do everything. I call this time "later."

Phil Brown

People from Hiroshima have no doubt about the existence of weapons of mass destruction.

M.A. Fiol

He who tells a lie one thousand times
to turn it into a truth turns himself into a deadly boring liar.

M.A. Fiol

I always wonder where the other me in the mirror goes when I leave the room.

M.A. Fiol

Errors and omissions excepted, this sentence has neither errors nor omissions.

Petigò

A pessimist is an optimist who has lived
long enough.

M.A. Fiol

Groucho Marx for ever: He was dead until he found out there was a mistake in his death certificate.

M.A. Fiol

No my dear, the Garden of Eden didn't
turn into Central Park.

M.A. Fiol

What twines the matters of the heart must twine the heart and flesh.

Evyl Tolks, Unpublished Poem - Manuscript

Anybody can make a miscake.

Petigò

I've discovered the secret of happiness, but I'm ashamed to tell you the figure.

M.A. Fiol

Predicting the future is almost as difficult as agreeing about the past.

M.A. Fiol

Parallel lines never meet because they don't agree with the right time and the right place.

M.A. Fiol

Look for the chaos within the order
and the order within the chaos.

M.A. Fiol

One of the most difficult things to accept about the beloved person who left us is that perhaps he/she was right.

M.A. Fiol