Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
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tiny.ag/zl3gdrwc · submitted 2003
If you could see the you that I see
When I see you seeing me
You'd see yourself so differently
Believe me
Henry Rollins, From the song Low Self Opinion
tiny.ag/xclby0ua · submitted 2003
You can lead a Clown to Water, but you can't make him Laugh.
tiny.ag/xvzjdwts · submitted 2003
When you laugh, God laughs with you. When you don't laugh, God laughs alone.
tiny.ag/m2gj9sdw · submitted 2003
Leftists cannot tell the difference between an idea that is CENSORED, and an idea that is UNPOPULAR.
tiny.ag/ikxblvli · submitted 2003
Friends are more likely to stick with you if you abuse them after you have become an asset to them.
tiny.ag/yukloxdo · submitted 2003
Humor is the only solvent of terror and tension.
Lord Boothby, quoted by James Thurber, Lanterns&Lances
tiny.ag/phlhspxa · submitted 2003
Heaven is to the world as the world is to the womb.
tiny.ag/q83gwkza · submitted 2003
Heaven is to the world as the world is to the womb.
Romayne Wright, Own perception
tiny.ag/tqplg5kw · submitted 2003
Men and women are out there somewhere fighting and dying for the freedom of a lot of idiots to back up traffic with their protests. Funny thing, even the Iraqis say they support the war--because to support the war means they can start living again.
tiny.ag/qtnofb51 · submitted 2003
Allowing a tyranny to exist, to thrive over thousands of innocent people, that is not "peace." Bloodshed may be war, but if it is to achieve a better end than such "peace", then I shall gladly fight for the truth.
tiny.ag/gzmqvhtw · submitted 2003
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
tiny.ag/5wursgmt · submitted 2003
"You can bomb the world into pieces, but you can't bomb the world into peace."
tiny.ag/pc9eozmr · submitted 2003
I love Sushi, when it's cooked well!
Jim Knowles, It's a dirty world: pasteurize!
tiny.ag/cije2zra · submitted 2003
I said live it or live with it!
Firesign Theatre, do things or live with things others do
tiny.ag/fglxselk · submitted 2003
You must never confuse faith that you will prevail in the end—which you can never afford to lose—with the discipline to confront the most brutal facts of your current reality, whatever they might be.
Admiral Stockdale, Vietnam POW & Perot VP Candidate
tiny.ag/do5cwgvr · submitted 2003
One must first learn the rules to be able to break them
tiny.ag/vzp7yoiz · submitted 2003
Sometimes when you win you lose and sometimes when you lose you win
tiny.ag/txamvn6k · submitted 2003
feel the pain, love the pain, want the pain, need the pain
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