Submissions

When you cast aside moral restraint, you cast aside the reins of your life. And, rest assured, someone with more vision than yourself will come along and pick them up... and use them to lead you where you would not choose to go.

RHJunior

Far too much of our nation's population is under the delusion that you obtain more freedom when you have less responsibility.

RHJunior

Just as a petulant teenager can be sold on any plan-- so long as doesn't sound like his parents' idea, so can the petulant american liberal culture be sold on any moral philosophy--- so long as it doesn't sound like it came from "a bunch of dead Jews."

RHJunior

Talant is just like lust: difficult to hide, impossible to emit.

Sergei Dovlatov, liberal translation from russian

If you can't drink it or fold it, I probably don't want it.

Unknown, From a summer job, while in college.

If you aren't afraid of the government, you haven't been paying attention.

RHJunior

What in hell is self-insight good for if it only makes you depressed?

Charlie Christansen, Translation from the cartoon Arne Anka

Sometimes you wonder if not women have breasts just to be spiteful.

Charlie Christansen, Translation from the cartoon Arne Anka

Our cultural heritage is like an anglosaxian vomit where you can see some sausages seasoned with French mustard.

Charlie Christansen, Translation from the cartoon Arne Anka

It seems like that male comradeship arises from bad relations with the opposite sex.

Charlie Christansen, Translation from the cartoon Arne Anka

The worst is not the hangover the real ordeal is when yesterdayÂ’s unavoidable truths begin to unfold.

Charlie Christansen, Translation from the cartoon Arne Anka

Beautiful girls are like nuclear waste: They both have a damn ruinous effect on the surroundings.

Charlie Christansen, Translation from the cartoon Arne Anka

To live is like brushing your teeth; it has to be done each bloody day.

Charlie Christansen, Translation from the cartoon Arne Anka

The attraction force of the (womenÂ’s) attributes is the first phase of the reproduction act which is the prerequisite for all life; thus in extension they are the meaning of the life.

Charlie Christansen, Translation from the cartoon Arne Anka

Why do women always go two and two to the bathroom? There already exist a mirror to prove any women that they exist. But No. They need another part that can see them through the mirror.

Charlie Christansen, Translation from the cartoon Arne Anka

When your neighbourÂ’s house is on fire, get water for your own.

Charlie Christensen, Translation from the cartoon Arne Anka

Even the thick pullovers of Iceland can cover lace underwear.

Charlie Christensen, Translation from the cartoon Arne Anka

Actually I prefer August Strindberg, he blamed everything on his wife. Thus everybody knew he was an asshole – A true human.

Charlie Christensen, Translation from the cartoon Arne Anka

As a principle I hold everyone as idiots until they have proved the opposite. And if somebody do prove the opposite then it is high time to realise that it is yourself who is the idiot.

Charlie Christensen, Translation from the cartoon Arne Anka

A beer is a beer is a beer

Charlie Christensen, Translation from the cartoon Arne Anka