Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
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tiny.ag/x7orat6n · submitted 2011 by jibandiya
Before you meet a bore, get a briefing on the day's weather.
tiny.ag/kjxeucsy · submitted 2011 by jibandiya
Too much of women's lib harms too many men's libido.
tiny.ag/mn3rb0kt · submitted 2011
Not every good deed goes unpunished.
, in Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/afh6r5s7 · submitted 2011
Not every good deed goes unpunished.
, in Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/lkak9yzm · submitted 2011
Not every good deed goes unpunished.
, in Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/yo9sehi5 · submitted 2011 by peter
I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the
man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times.
tiny.ag/kdlarggq · submitted 2011
Oh what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive.
But oh, how we improve our style, once we have practiced for awhile.
, in Altruism and Cynicism and Success and Failure
tiny.ag/xov9snem · submitted 2011 by FrankoChief
The only thing wrong with Religion, is Man!
tiny.ag/dkl2fth3 · submitted 2011
Children are a joy forever as long as they are not yours.
tiny.ag/lytdzf0h · submitted 2011
Children are a joy forever if they are not yours.
tiny.ag/uh4z15sv · submitted 2011
Children are a joy for ever if they are not yours.
tiny.ag/fqtnyvtw · submitted 2011 by RBL3HMAN11101909
There are some answers for which there are no questions.
tiny.ag/0cpfwqrz · submitted 2011
Build the barn before building your house
Ruth Townsend Lehman, University of Chicago, circa 1925; Ohio State University, circa 1941-1958, in Success and Failure and Wealth and Poverty
tiny.ag/41qbzfas · submitted 2011 by Ellen Krut
Men should be subjected to limited amount of information. Just enough to let them know enough...
tiny.ag/hlr6spff · submitted 2011
Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late.
tiny.ag/wtnp3foz · submitted 2011
Two heads are better than one, even if one's a cabbage. ---Sam Cohn
Harlee Cohn Mahmet, in Success and Failure and Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/sxrwmk7c · submitted 2011 by jibandiya
Children are a joy for ever if they are fathered by others.
tiny.ag/jajh2f97 · submitted 2011 by jibandiya
Every child is a bundle of joy until the bundle starts unwrapping.
tiny.ag/qtr2lhos · submitted 2011 by Blow
I'm a pussy, I am what I eat.
Yo Momma, Once again, blow me.
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