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These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.

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tiny.ag/x7orat6n  ·  submitted 2011 by jibandiya

Before you meet a bore, get a briefing on the day's weather.

Dipak Sen Gupta, in Altruism and Cynicism

tiny.ag/kjxeucsy  ·  submitted 2011 by jibandiya

Too much of women's lib harms too many men's libido.

Dipak Sen Gupta, in Men and Women

tiny.ag/mn3rb0kt  ·  submitted 2011

Not every good deed goes unpunished.

, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/afh6r5s7  ·  submitted 2011

Not every good deed goes unpunished.

, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/lkak9yzm  ·  submitted 2011

Not every good deed goes unpunished.

, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/yo9sehi5  ·  submitted 2011 by peter

I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the
man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times.

Bruce Lee, in Work and Recreation and Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/kdlarggq  ·  submitted 2011

Oh what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive.
But oh, how we improve our style, once we have practiced for awhile.

, in Altruism and Cynicism and Success and Failure

tiny.ag/xov9snem  ·  submitted 2011 by FrankoChief

The only thing wrong with Religion, is Man!

F.J. Cheff, in Science and Religion

tiny.ag/dkl2fth3  ·  submitted 2011

Children are a joy forever as long as they are not yours.

Dipak Sen Gupta, in Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/lytdzf0h  ·  submitted 2011

Children are a joy forever if they are not yours.

Dipak Sen Gupta, in Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/uh4z15sv  ·  submitted 2011

Children are a joy for ever if they are not yours.

Dipak Sen Gupta, in Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/fqtnyvtw  ·  submitted 2011 by RBL3HMAN11101909

There are some answers for which there are no questions.

Prem Rawat, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/0cpfwqrz  ·  submitted 2011

Build the barn before building your house

Ruth Townsend Lehman, University of Chicago, circa 1925; Ohio State University, circa 1941-1958, in Success and Failure and Wealth and Poverty

tiny.ag/41qbzfas  ·  submitted 2011 by Ellen Krut

Men should be subjected to limited amount of information. Just enough to let them know enough...

Ellen Krut, in Men and Women

tiny.ag/rwzfnci5  ·  submitted 2011

Hey fuck you buddy!

The Fredster

tiny.ag/hlr6spff  ·  submitted 2011

Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late.

Benjamin Franklin, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/wtnp3foz  ·  submitted 2011

Two heads are better than one, even if one's a cabbage. ---Sam Cohn

Harlee Cohn Mahmet, in Success and Failure and Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/sxrwmk7c  ·  submitted 2011 by jibandiya

Children are a joy for ever if they are fathered by others.

Dipak Sen Gupta, in Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/jajh2f97  ·  submitted 2011 by jibandiya

Every child is a bundle of joy until the bundle starts unwrapping.

Dipak Sen Gupta, in Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/qtr2lhos  ·  submitted 2011 by Blow

I'm a pussy, I am what I eat.

Yo Momma, Once again, blow me.

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