Aphorisms Galore!

Submissions

These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.

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tiny.ag/urtxpskd  ·  submitted 2011 by Blow

When in doubt, smack a bitch.

Blow Me, Blow Me

tiny.ag/qaxebusc  ·  submitted 2011 by Mr. Potatohead

I'm not a complete idiot, I'm missing a toe.

ls, my own

tiny.ag/oylgnaqj  ·  submitted 2011 by Mr. Potatohead

A gentleman never strikes a woman without good reason.

not sure

tiny.ag/q9h2hw7e  ·  submitted 2011 by peter

Some people say I'm afraid of conflicts. I disagree but don't dare contradict them.

Peter Wastholm, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/ynhjlrw7  ·  submitted 2011

The fool thinks himself to be a wise man, but the wise man knows him to be a fool.

Charlie Creamslice

tiny.ag/o6cszxhb  ·  submitted 2011 by NebbioloKid

You can't eat
your cake and
have it too with
one tuchis.

NebbioloKid, in Life and Death

tiny.ag/usieu0qp  ·  submitted 2011 by NebbioloKid

Half an answer is a bit
like half an ostrich, and sillier
than a goose stuffed
with shovels.

NebbioloKid, in Life and Death

tiny.ag/belfz6hd  ·  submitted 2011 by NebbioloKid

Guilt is a lot
like
sweat pants.

NebbioloKid, in Life and Death

tiny.ag/g32jvht4  ·  submitted 2011 by NebbioloKid

Come what may the reason
it's called "common" sense
is because there's nothing
at all special about it.

NebbioloKid, in Life and Death

tiny.ag/nbikecky  ·  submitted 2011 by NebbioloKid

The shortest distance between two
lines is a straight
point.

n, in Life and Death

tiny.ag/f4wsncba  ·  submitted 2011

Whatever isvv begun in anger ends in shame.

Benjamin Franklin, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/pnocnljz  ·  submitted 2011

"A Drowning Man Sinks his Friends"

Kyle Cullum, in Happiness and Misery and Success and Failure

tiny.ag/kawnt0h5  ·  submitted 2011 by jibandiya

As you grow older, you have more and more things to talk about and less and less people to talk to.

Dipak Sen Gupta, in Life and Death

tiny.ag/k2rbvzmo  ·  submitted 2011

Why try, if not for a finer life ?

Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths

tiny.ag/yfm95siw  ·  submitted 2011

Hate can motivate, but not as much as love.

Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths

tiny.ag/kqjpbwkl  ·  submitted 2011

One can't rely on anything in life, if not one's own mind.

Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths

tiny.ag/ufeizw1g  ·  submitted 2011

What's more real, than once done, it's a done deal ?

Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths

tiny.ag/ag4kpcdk  ·  submitted 2011

There's no need to plead for what should be free.

Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths

tiny.ag/pl4kzoca  ·  submitted 2011

By having faith in reason, what may believed, at least, has a possibility.

Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths

tiny.ag/lsnzfeyg  ·  submitted 2011

If we keep putting things off until tomorrow, they never show.

Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths

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