American musical satirist and mathematics professor · 3 aphorisms · no comments
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Comment# · ★★☆☆ Fair (246 ratings) · submitted 1997
I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!
Tom Lehrer, in Love and Hate
Comment# · ★★☆☆ Fair (216 ratings) · submitted 1997
If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up about it.
Tom Lehrer, in Wisdom and Ignorance
Comment# · ★★☆☆ Fair (935 ratings) · submitted 1997 ·
Life is like a sewer -- what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
Tom Lehrer, (from the album An Evening Wasted), in Life and Death
An Evening Wasted (audio CD)