American actor; b. 1879; d. 1935
Aphorisms Attributed to This Aphorist
A conference is just an admission that you want somebody to join you in your troubles.
An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.
Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.