Success and Failure
376 aphorisms · 9 comments
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tiny.ag/mximzhqd · ★★☆☆ Fair (29 ratings) · submitted 1997
Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby.
tiny.ag/9unwygui · ★★☆☆ Fair (18 ratings) · submitted 1997
Any time you think you have influence, try ordering around someone else's dog.
tiny.ag/qyrspbdi · ★★☆☆ Fair (36 ratings) · submitted 1997
Any time things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.
tiny.ag/frlb4xpk · ★★☆☆ Fair (29 ratings) · submitted 1997
Any small object that is accidentally dropped will hide under a larger object.
tiny.ag/o9rrnhjx · ★★☆☆ Fair (16 ratings) · submitted 1997
Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner of the workshop.
tiny.ag/bpgwmk3n · ★★☆☆ Fair (46 ratings) · submitted 1997
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
tiny.ag/hsipkpnw · ★★☆☆ Fair (160 ratings) · submitted 1997
If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.
tiny.ag/vhuaqm1e · ★★☆☆ Fair (128 ratings) · submitted 1997
If you do what you've always done, you'll be what you've always been.
tiny.ag/rhb5ylek · ★★☆☆ Fair (32 ratings) · submitted 1997
Experience is the worst teacher. It always gives the test first and the instruction afterwards.
tiny.ag/stfdm53a · ★★☆☆ Fair (57 ratings) · submitted 1997
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
tiny.ag/fsy6lb1v · ★★☆☆ Fair (35 ratings) · submitted 1997
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
tiny.ag/5edntuvq · ★★☆☆ Fair (32 ratings) · submitted 1997
If I can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought.
tiny.ag/lhewzazm · ★★☆☆ Fair (256 ratings) · submitted 1997
I'd rather be rich than stupid.
tiny.ag/puraglae · ★★☆☆ Fair (108 ratings) · submitted 1997
If the odds are a million to one against something occurring, chances are 50-50 it will.
tiny.ag/epdarexm · ★★☆☆ Fair (190 ratings) · submitted 1999 by Jim Mueller
I wish I were what I was when I wanted to be what I am now.
tiny.ag/8ixk9v6t · ★★☆☆ Fair (19 ratings) · submitted 1997
Hoare's Law of Large Problems: Inside every large problem is a small problem struggling to get out.
tiny.ag/vdu1almu · ★★☆☆ Fair (20 ratings) · submitted 1997
Happiness isn't getting what you want, it's wanting what you've got.
tiny.ag/s45yjewi · ★★☆☆ Fair (21 ratings) · submitted 1997
God wisely designed the human body so that we can neither pat our own backs nor kick ourselves too easily.
tiny.ag/5dmluv32 · ★★☆☆ Fair (24 ratings) · submitted 1997
Finagle's Fourth Law: Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it only makes it worse.
tiny.ag/vbn3b1au · ★★☆☆ Fair (113 ratings) · submitted 1997
Ducharm's Axiom: If you view your problem closely enough you will recognize yourself as part of the problem.
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