Success and Failure

The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.

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There are a lot of ways to become a failure, but never taking a chance is the most successful.

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There are people who make things happen, those who watch what happens, and those who wonder what happened.

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There are two types of dirt: the dark kind, which is attracted to light objects, and the light kind, which is attracted to dark objects.

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To be upset over what you don't have is to waste what you do have.

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To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.

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To err is human, to forgive unusual.

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To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of them absent.

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If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.

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If you do what you've always done, you'll be what you've always been.

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If you see a turtle on a fence post, he has had some help.

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Imbesi's Law with Freeman's Extension: In order for something to become clean, something else must become dirty; but you can get everything dirty without getting anything clean.

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It is a mistake to allow any mechanical object to realize you are in a hurry.

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It is always better to fail in doing something than to excel in doing nothing.

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It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

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It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

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It is said that the lonely eagle flies to the mountain peaks while the lowly ant crawls the ground, but cannot the soul of the ant soar as high as the eagle?

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Jenkinson's Law: It won't work.

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Johnson's First Law: When any mechanical contrivance fails, it will do so at the most inconvenient possible time.

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Jones' Law: The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

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