Wealth and Poverty
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I'm opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
Alas, fortune does not change men; it unmasks them.
Some of the worst torments imaginable accompany wealth. And yet many a poor man is eager for preferment and dreams of somehow "improving" his estate. Where money and property are concerned, none but vagrants are wise.
The way to make a small fortune in the commodities market is to start with a large fortune.
The easiest way to figure the cost of living is to take your income and add ten percent.
Money is the root of all evil, and man needs roots.
Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than in a Lada.
Nothing is more admirable than the fortitude with which millionaires tolerate the disadvantages of their wealth.
Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities.
A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward.
All this wheeling and dealing around, why, it isn't for money, it's for fun. Money's just the way we keep score.