War and Peace
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For the first time we have a weapon that nobody has used for thirty years. This gives me great hope for the human race.
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite.
To jaw-jaw is better than to war-war.
You can get more of what you want with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word.
Riot: A popular entertainment given to the military by innocent bystanders.
Why bother building any more nuclear warheads until we've used the ones we have?
Katz' Law: Man and nations will act rationally when all other possibilities have been exhausted.
Join the Army: travel to exotic distant lands, meet exciting, unusual people and kill them.
It is impossible to defend perfectly against the attack of those who want to die.