Altruism and Cynicism
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Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think, and a docudrama with ugly actors for those who film docudramas.
The only absolute knowledge worth attaining is that your life is meaningless. -- My life? Well now, that's another story...
You are cautious in showing your true self to others. Have you thought about plastic surgery?
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
Man usually avoids attributing cleverness to somebody else -- unless it is an enemy.
Have a strong mind and a soft heart.
A dozen press agents working overtime can do terrible things to the human spirit.
An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.
In this world, there is one terrible thing, and that is that everyone has his reasons.