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I'll believe in nanotechnology when I don't see it.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Science and Religion and Wisdom and Ignorance

Every robot dances the human being.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Science and Religion and Wisdom and Ignorance

The best defense against a cyber attack? Deliver a swift, hard kick to the cyber's groin.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Work and Recreation and Wisdom and Ignorance

Life: a crime scene and its own evidence bag.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Life and Death and Wisdom and Ignorance

Eighty percent of success is showing up. The other twenty percent is giving the wrong address to the competition.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Success and Failure and Altruism and Cynicism

She told me to stop trying to save her. So I converted her to a low-risk certificate of deposit and enjoyed a significantly higher interest rate.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Love and Hate and Wealth and Poverty

Informed consent n. The act of informing someone that they consent to something.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Law and Politics and Altruism and Cynicism

Love opens doors where there were only walls - not unlike a shaped demolition charge deployed by special weapons and tactics units.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Love and Hate and War and Peace

Necessity is the mother-in-law of patents.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Happiness and Misery and Wealth and Poverty

A woman is like the sea: don't go near either without a personal locator beacon, an inflatable life jacket, and a flare gun.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Men and Women and Wisdom and Ignorance