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Death is nature's way of recycling human beings.

Unknown, in Life and Death

Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.

Unknown, in Life and Death

Death and taxes may always be with us, but death at least doesn't get any worse.

Unknown, in Life and Death

Dealing with failure is easy: Work hard to improve. Success is also easy to handle: You've solved the wrong problem. Work hard to improve.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

DeVries' Dilemma: If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don't want hits the paper.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Cynics are made, not born.

Unknown, in Altruism and Cynicism

Cox's Philosophy: Life's a bitch, and then you die.

Unknown, in Life and Death and Success and Failure

Contention is better than loneliness.

Unknown, in Love and Hate

Conquering Russia should be done steppe by steppe.

Unknown, in War and Peace

Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.

Unknown, in Life and Death

Children in the front seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children.

Unknown, in Life and Death

Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.

Unknown, in Life and Death

A winner never quits -- a quitter never wins.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Always borrow money from a pessimist; he doesn't expect to be paid back.

Unknown, in Wealth and Poverty

All this wheeling and dealing around, why, it isn't for money, it's for fun. Money's just the way we keep score.

Unknown, in Wealth and Poverty

All the way to heaven is heaven.

Unknown, in Vice and Virtue

All probabilities are 50%. Either a thing will happen or it won't.

Unknown, in Science and Religion

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

All extremists should be taken out and shot.

Unknown, in Law and Politics

A woman has to be twice as good as a man, to be regarded as half that clever.

Unknown, in Men and Women