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Trust in Allah, but tie your camel.

Unknown, (Muslim proverb), in Wisdom and Ignorance

To err is human, to forgive unusual.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

To err is human, to blame the next guy even more so.

Unknown, in Altruism and Cynicism

To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.

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To be upset over what you don't have is to waste what you do have.

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Time is God's way of keeping everything from happening at once.

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There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.

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To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of them absent.

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To live a perfect life, you must ask nothing, give nothing, and expect nothing.

Unknown, in Happiness and Misery and Life and Death

To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.

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True friendship is seen through the heart, not through the eyes.

Unknown, in Love and Hate

Trust everybody, but cut the cards.

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Truth fears no questions.

Unknown, in Vice and Virtue

Try to get all of your posthumous medals in advance.

Unknown, in Life and Death and Success and Failure

The definition of experience is knowledge acquired too late.

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The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.

Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance

The early bird catches the worm.

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The easiest way to figure the cost of living is to take your income and add ten percent.

Unknown, in Wealth and Poverty

The future belongs to those who dare.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

The human brain is like a railroad freight car -- guaranteed to have a certain capacity but often running empty.

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