Aphorism of the Day
This is an archive of every Aphorim of the Day since 2012.
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The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein -- it rejects it.
If you give me six lines written by the most honest man, I will find something in them to hang him.
All I desire for my own burial is not to be buried alive.
It is not the bad times on which we should dwell, it is only poison to the mind and soul. We shall rise up after we fall, and continue to go on -- dwelling on the good, high-spirited times of our lives.
Quigley's Law: Whoever has any authority over you, no matter how small, will attempt to use it.
Associate yourself with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation, for 'tis better to be alone than in bad company.
Life's a bitch, and life's got lots of sisters.
The essence of true friendship is to make allowances for another's little lapses.