Altruism and Cynicism
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We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
No man would listen to you talk if he didn't know it was his turn next.
Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think, and a docudrama with ugly actors for those who film docudramas.
You are cautious in showing your true self to others. Have you thought about plastic surgery?
The only absolute knowledge worth attaining is that your life is meaningless. -- My life? Well now, that's another story...
In the country of the blind, the one-eyed man is king... and the one-eyed man with the high heels and the feather boa is queen.
He who hesitates is probably smart... or maybe stapled to the floor.
Have a strong mind and a soft heart.
A dozen press agents working overtime can do terrible things to the human spirit.
One nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
Never give a sucker an even break and never smarten up a chump.
In spite of everything I still believe that people are really good at heart.