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Whatever is not nailed down is mine. What I can pry loose is not nailed down.
Anybody who wants the presidency so much that he'll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office.
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
A continuing flow of paper is sufficient to continue the flow of paper.
If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.
Life's tragedy is that we get old to soon and wise too late.
We should take care not to make the intellect our god; it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality.
Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the thousand small uncaring ways.
Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it.
Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.