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Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats.
Change occurs in direct proportion to dissatisfaction, but dissatisfaction never changes.
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain, and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.
It was involuntary. They sank my boat.
It costs to be stupid. The stupider you are, the more it costs.
Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the thousand small uncaring ways.
Oh, my friend, it's not what they take away from you that counts. It's what you do with what you have left.
If we fight a war and win it with H-bombs, what history will remember is not the ideals we were fighting for but the methods we used to accomplish them. These methods will be compared to the warfare of Genghis Khan who ruthlessly killed every last inhabitant of Persia.
Wisdom and beauty form a very rare combination
There are three kinds of lies: Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics.
When angry, count to ten before you speak; when very angry, a hundred.
Being kissed by a man who didn't wax his moustache was like eating an egg without salt.
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.
There's nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all.