Welcome! The computer thought you might be interested in these aphorisms today, taking into account things like their recent popularities, their ratings, and how new they are to the collection:
Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats.
Life's tragedy is that we get old to soon and wise too late.
Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions -- it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
The Lord gave us farmers two strong hands so we could grab as much as we could with both of them.
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
Money may be the husk of many things, but not the kernel. It buys you food, but not appetite; medicine, but not health; acquaintances, but not friends; servants, but not loyalty; days of joy, but not peace or happiness.
It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
It is the province of knowledge to speak, and it is the privilege of wisdom to listen.
The wind and waves are always on the side of the ablest navigators.
Anybody who wants the presidency so much that he'll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office.
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.