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A continuing flow of paper is sufficient to continue the flow of paper.
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
To know is to know that you know nothing. That is the meaning of true knowledge.
If you want a high performance woman, I can go from zero to bitch in less than 2.1 seconds.
Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.
The Lord gave us farmers two strong hands so we could grab as much as we could with both of them.
Therefore do not be anxious about tomorrow, for tomorrow will be anxious for itself. Sufficient unto the day is its own troubles.
A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.
The wind and waves are always on the side of the ablest navigators.
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
It is perfectly true that the government is best which governs least. It is equally true that the government is best which provides most.
To accomplish great things, you must not only act but also dream, not only dream but also believe.
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain, and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.