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I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
To "be" means to be related.
The reward of a thing well done is to have done it.
If I don't know I don't know, I think I know. If I don't know I know, I think I don't know.
I call Christianity the one great curse, the one great intrinsic depravity, the one great instinct for revenge for which no expedient is sufficiently poisonous, secret, subterranean, petty -- I call it the one mortal blemish of mankind.
I have sworn upon the altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man.
Whenever anyone says anything he is indulging in theories.
Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
Being kissed by a man who didn't wax his moustache was like eating an egg without salt.
Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.