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By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve.
It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
Therefore do not be anxious about tomorrow, for tomorrow will be anxious for itself. Sufficient unto the day is its own troubles.
Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.
Oh, my friend, it's not what they take away from you that counts. It's what you do with what you have left.
A bore is a man who deprives you of solitude without providing you with company.
Education is a better safeguard of liberty than a standing army.
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
The great question -- which I have not been able to answer -- is, "What does a woman want?"
We have had an Imperial lesson; it may make us an Empire yet!
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
So of cheerfulness, or a good temper, the more it is spent, the more it remains.
Hell, there are no rules here -- we're trying to accomplish something.
There is no security on this earth; there is only opportunity.