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There are three kinds of lies: Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics.
Romance is built on illusion, and when we love someone, we love the illusion they have created for us.
So of cheerfulness, or a good temper, the more it is spent, the more it remains.
I think it would be a good idea.
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible.
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
Egoist: A person of low taste, more interested in themselves than in me.
Hell, there are no rules here -- we're trying to accomplish something.
Life is like a sewer -- what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
Being kissed by a man who didn't wax his moustache was like eating an egg without salt.
Less than fifteen percent of the people do any original thinking on any subject... The greatest torture in the world for most people is to think.
Egotism is the anesthetic given by a kindly nature to relieve the pain of being a damned fool.
A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.