Welcome! The computer thought you might be interested in these aphorisms today, taking into account things like their recent popularities, their ratings, and how new they are to the collection:
For a man to achieve all that is demanded of him, he must regard himself as greater than he is.
Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
Never try to out-stubborn a cat.
It's better to waste one's youth than to do nothing with it at all.
My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living; the other helps you make a life.
That which is static and repetitive is boring. That which is dynamic and random is confusing. In between lies art.
It is the province of knowledge to speak, and it is the privilege of wisdom to listen.
The great question -- which I have not been able to answer -- is, "What does a woman want?"
The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
We have had an Imperial lesson; it may make us an Empire yet!
In politics, merit is rewarded by the possessor being raised, like a target, to a position to be fired at.
I've never met a healthy person who worried much about his health or a good person who worried much about his soul.