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By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve.
An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.
Riot: A popular entertainment given to the military by innocent bystanders.
It is perfectly true that the government is best which governs least. It is equally true that the government is best which provides most.
In politics, merit is rewarded by the possessor being raised, like a target, to a position to be fired at.
Life is like a sewer -- what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
I call Christianity the one great curse, the one great intrinsic depravity, the one great instinct for revenge for which no expedient is sufficiently poisonous, secret, subterranean, petty -- I call it the one mortal blemish of mankind.
A book is a mirror; if an ass peers into it, you can't expect an apostle to look out.
The more we are filled with thoughts of lust the less we find true romantic love.
Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom do the dishes.
I have learned to use the word "impossible" with the greatest caution.
Uncertainty and mystery are energies of life. Don't let them scare you unduly, for they keep boredom at bay and spark creativity.