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A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat what you watch.
Oh, my friend, it's not what they take away from you that counts. It's what you do with what you have left.
Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.
Whenever anyone says anything he is indulging in theories.
Man is able to do what he is unable to imagine. His head trails a wake through the galaxy of the absurd.
Genius is one per cent inspiration and ninety-nine per cent perspiration.
It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
Take a chance and you may lose. Take not a chance and you have lost already.
Disorder increases with time because we measure time in the direction in which disorder increases.
The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
The Puritans hated bear-baiting, not because it gave pain to the bear, but because it gave pleasure to the spectators.