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Oh, my friend, it's not what they take away from you that counts. It's what you do with what you have left.
To be prepared against surprise is to be trained. To be prepared for surprise is to be educated.
If you want a high performance woman, I can go from zero to bitch in less than 2.1 seconds.
I wish to have no connection with any ship that does not sail fast; for I intend to go in harms way.
For a man to achieve all that is demanded of him, he must regard himself as greater than he is.
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
That which is static and repetitive is boring. That which is dynamic and random is confusing. In between lies art.
People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confessor of character.
Nothing is more intolerable than to have to admit to yourself your own errors.
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
So of cheerfulness, or a good temper, the more it is spent, the more it remains.
Life is like a sewer -- what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.